Johnny... Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip. Gee Johnny, I don't...
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Lane Myer:
Johnny...
Johnny:
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
Lane Myer:
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny:
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer:
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
Johnny:
...two dollars... cash.
Lane Myer:
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
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Twenty papers That's two dollars
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Plus tip I don't have a dime Sorry
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Didn't ask for a dime
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Two dollars
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Well it's funny see My mom had to leave early
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to take my brother to school and my dad to work 'cause
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Two dollars Cash
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The problem here is my little brother this morning
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got his arm caught in the microwave and
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and my grandmother dropped acid and freaked out
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and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 365
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 38s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: After his girlfriend ditches him for a boorish ski jock, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. However, his increasingly inept attempts bring him only more agony and embarrassment. Filled with the wildest teen nightmares.
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00:09 This is pure snow It's everywhere
00:13 I don't know Brothers One speaks no English
00:05 I want my two dollars
00:05 She only speaks French Roy She doesn't speak imbecile
00:25 I thought if Casanova and I had nothing to say to each other
00:06 What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut...
00:09 I gotta do it He snorts nasal spray
00:25 Truly a sight to behold a man beaten
00:10 I'm real sorry your mom blew up Ricky Doctor said...
00:11 The K 12 dude
00:10 I have a great fear of tools I once made a birdhouse in wood...
00:05 Then you will not tell That you're a Dodgers fan
00:12 Hello Hello
00:19 I got the recipe from the Ladies' Home Journal
00:13 Greendale is a bodaciously small town
00:06 Suicide is never the answer little trooper
00:06 And dying when you're not really sick
00:06 You look pretty stupid to me Thank you
00:20 First we have
00:34 Wait a minute Hold it