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Better Off Dead

Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog...

Charles De Mar:

Wait, wait a minute... [starts to snort snow off his top hat] Charles De Mar:
[sniff]
Oh. [shouts] Charles De Mar:
Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! [raises right hand] Charles De Mar:
[shouts]
I think I just froze the left half of my brain! [waves arm in circles] Charles De Mar:
[shouts]
Look! I can't move my right arm! Lane Myer:
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing! Charles De Mar:
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid

Full Transcript

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Wait a minute Hold it
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Outrageous
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I think I froze the left half of my brain
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Look I can't move my right arm
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Will you get serious Look dude
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it's Christmas Eve
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I could be home right now drinking this monster eggnog
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my brother makes with lighter fluid
Duration
34 seconds
Views
821
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:58
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
A&M Films,Warner Bros. Pictures,CBS Theatrical Films

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Movie Summary

After his girlfriend ditches him for a boorish ski jock, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. However, his increasingly inept attempts bring him only more agony and embarrassment. Filled with the wildest teen nightmares.

Actors

Curtis Armstrong
Charles De Mar
Curtis Armstrong
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