Oh, Papi! You're *terrible*!

Colleen Mansfield:

[noticing that Papi, Chloe and Papi are harassing Appoline]
No, no, no, no, *no*! Shoo! Shoo-shoo! Leave my dog alone! [the puppies bark] Colleen Mansfield:
Scoundrels! Papi:
[to Colleen]
Excuse me, Miss. I think we just got off on the wrong paw. Sam Cortez:
[walking over to Papi, Chloe and the pups and noticing an argument between them, Colleen and Appoline]
Whoa, is there a problem here? Colleen Mansfield:
[clipping Appoline's dog leash and exhales, motioning to him the "Beverly Hills Residents Only" sign]
You know, this park is for Beverly Hills residents only! Don't you have dog parks where *you* live? Sam Cortez:
[to Colleen]
Hey, we have a right to be here! Colleen Mansfield:
Really? Well, then keep your little animals away from Mademoiselle Marie Appoline Bouvier! Appoline:
C'est moi! Colleen Mansfield:
She's a prize-winning show dog! [to Appoline] Colleen Mansfield:
Aren't you baby? [to Sam] Colleen Mansfield:
*And* a three-time champion of the Beverly Hills Dog Show. [French techno-pop music plays as Appoline is shown with her many trophies and medals] Colleen Mansfield:
She can't handle stress. Sam Cortez:
Then how does she handle *you*? Papi:
[chuckles]
Somebody get some ice for that burn! Whoop! Colleen Mansfield:
Come, Appoline! [gives them a dirty look] Colleen Mansfield:
We're done here. [Appoline curses them in French] Sam Cortez:
[to himself]
Friendly. Papi:
[yelling out to Appoline]
Hey, Mademoiselle! Don't look now, but somebody shaved your heinie! [Appoline gasps] Chloe:
[Chloe chuckles]
Oh, Papi! You're *terrible*!