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"Beverly Hills Ninja" quotes

Beverly Hills Ninja poster
A man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Mark Feldberg, Mitchell Klebanoff
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $31,480,418
Released: 17 Jan 1997
Awards: 1 nomination

26 Clips

HaruMartin TanleyChet WaltersSenseiBillyBilly's DadJoeyGobei
I may not be the best ninja - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:11 I may not be the best ninja Do not be afraid A ninja knows when he is in danger - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:13 Do not be afraid A ninja knows when he is in danger HARU Okey dokey - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:53 HARU Okey dokey You may subject me to any torture you can think of but a ninja does not talk - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:18 You may subject me to any torture you can think of but a... Oh you have a man friend - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07 Oh you have a man friend Say nice jacket Who shot the couch - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:10 Say nice jacket Who shot the couch I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:25 I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you I am one with the universe I am one with the universe - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:09 I am one with the universe I am one with the universe I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:35 I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do Sensei believe me this woman is telling the truth - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:17 Sensei believe me this woman is telling the truth Hear about the lady that backed into the fan Dis assed her - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:12 Hear about the lady that backed into the fan Dis assed her Keep practicing Joey - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:10 Keep practicing Joey Our car broke down Would you mind if I used your phone - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:14 Our car broke down Would you mind if I used your phone Twenty five years ago - Beverly Hills Ninja 01:13 Twenty five years ago Hey man Do you know what I do every day once I leave here - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:29 Hey man Do you know what I do every day once I leave here The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23 The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin I love my little brother - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:20 I love my little brother I see you got the t200 split level printing press - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:20 I see you got the t200 split level printing press She is incapable of such things - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:13 She is incapable of such things Haru you must stop comparing yourself to Gobei - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23 Haru you must stop comparing yourself to Gobei Haru you are truly the Great White Ninja - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:20 Haru you are truly the Great White Ninja Holy Shinto - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07 Holy Shinto Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead Tanley - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:07 Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead Tanley What are you a spy or somethin' - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:23 What are you a spy or somethin' Whoo Yeah the AAA - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:14 Whoo Yeah the AAA Hey what are you doing - Beverly Hills Ninja 00:11 Hey what are you doing

Cast

Haru - Chris Farley
Allison Page - Nicollette Sheridan
Gobei - Robin Shou
Martin Tanley - Nathaniel Parker
Sensei - Soon-Tek Oh
All Cast