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"Bewitched" quotes

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Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched (1964).

Director: Nora Ephron
Writer: Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron, Sol Saks
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 4.8
BoxOffice: $63,313,159
Released: 24 Jun 2005
Awards: 2 wins & 13 nominations
I just want to be normal Well acting is better than normal - Bewitched 00:08 I just want to be normal Well acting is better than normal I'm leaving No no no you can't - Bewitched 00:05 I'm leaving No no no you can't Well most people love duck - Bewitched 00:05 Well most people love duck We're about to kiss aren't we - Bewitched 00:07 We're about to kiss aren't we We could electrocute him There's tons of wires around here - Bewitched 00:05 We could electrocute him There's tons of wires around... Oh And if you get a date that has a friend - Bewitched 00:09 Oh And if you get a date that has a friend But there is going to be a Samantha - Bewitched 00:05 But there is going to be a Samantha I can't just walk back in there now - Bewitched 00:10 I can't just walk back in there now You're sweating again - Bewitched 00:09 You're sweating again Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend - Bewitched 00:05 Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend - Bewitched 00:05 Oh that's terrible I know I just love to blend Yes Yes I am watching him - Bewitched 00:10 Yes Yes I am watching him To the Valley Why on earth would you do that - Bewitched 00:06 To the Valley Why on earth would you do that Run to her you idiot - Bewitched 00:04 Run to her you idiot Home is with me - Bewitched 00:04 Home is with me Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying - Bewitched 00:31 Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying I'm gonna be an actress in a television series - Bewitched 00:14 I'm gonna be an actress in a television series Were your parents in the witch business - Bewitched 00:11 Were your parents in the witch business There must be a solution - Bewitched 00:10 There must be a solution We have to make him quit - Bewitched 00:09 We have to make him quit Let's set fire to his trailer Let's just do it - Bewitched 00:05 Let's set fire to his trailer Let's just do it Isabel Party at my house - Bewitched 00:04 Isabel Party at my house But a good tool Like a Jacksaw - Bewitched 00:04 But a good tool Like a Jacksaw Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired - Bewitched 00:17 Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired Endora you rancid fruit bag get out of my room - Bewitched 00:05 Endora you rancid fruit bag get out of my room I keep trying to tell you Can I get your car miss - Bewitched 00:07 I keep trying to tell you Can I get your car miss I don't know why we're doing this but it's fun - Bewitched 00:04 I don't know why we're doing this but it's... I love that show Is that the one about the genie - Bewitched 00:04 I love that show Is that the one about the genie Your life is total instant gratification Daddy - Bewitched 00:16 Your life is total instant gratification Daddy It's my dog - Bewitched 00:09 It's my dog Where art thou dog - Bewitched 00:24 Where art thou dog What's your idea Little Miss Doubtful - Bewitched 00:11 What's your idea Little Miss Doubtful Look I've never done this before - Bewitched 00:35 Look I've never done this before Oh great It's you Mother - Bewitched 00:04 Oh great It's you Mother Look you have three options - Bewitched 00:27 Look you have three options Oh I'm about to be killed by a fictional character - Bewitched 00:07 Oh I'm about to be killed by a fictional character When my first husband left me I wanted to cut the brakes in his car - Bewitched 00:09 When my first husband left me I wanted to cut the brakes in... I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown - Bewitched 00:06 I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown Thank God you didn't have a Great Dane - Bewitched 00:05 Thank God you didn't have a Great Dane Do you want the short version or the long version - Bewitched 00:32 Do you want the short version or the long version What do you think Wanna be a famous actress - Bewitched 00:20 What do you think Wanna be a famous actress Hey there I have hepatitis C - Bewitched 00:05 Hey there I have hepatitis C Let's make love in a hot air balloon - Bewitched 00:13 Let's make love in a hot air balloon Am I gonna get pregnant What - Bewitched 00:05 Am I gonna get pregnant What That was my last thing as a witch - Bewitched 00:05 That was my last thing as a witch I just knew it was you that's all - Bewitched 00:08 I just knew it was you that's all I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way - Bewitched 00:12 I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my... Guess what What - Bewitched 00:11 Guess what What

Cast

Isabel Bigelow - Nicole Kidman
Jack Wyatt - Will Ferrell
Iris Smythson - Shirley MacLaine
Nigel Bigelow - Michael Caine