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Is this your sculpture?

Bicentennial Man

Is this your sculpture? No, I'm restoring it.I'm a preservation architect. It's quite...

Bicentennial Man • 1999

Is this your sculpture? No, I'm restoring it.I'm a preservation architect. It's quite horrendous. How ugly was it before you restored it? First you get mad at mebecause of how I look. Now you show up at my door,announce that you don't like me......and then you criticise my work. Once again, I apologise for telling the truthbut it can't be helped. It's my programming. What is it exactly that you want? Family. My last name is Martin. I'm so named because yourgreat-grandfather and grandmother......considered me to bea member of your family. Now Sir is dead. Little Miss is getting older. You don't like me, but you'll talk to meif I knock on your door long enough. -Is that a joke?-No. Would you like to hear a joke? This Buddhist says to a hot dog vendor,"Make me one with everything."

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Is this your sculpture

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No I'm restoring it I'm a preservation architect

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It's quite horrendous

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How ugly was it before you restored it

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First you get mad at me because of how I look

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Now you show up at my door announce that you don't like me

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and then you criticise my work

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Once again I apologise for telling the truth but it can't be helped

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It's my programming

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What is it exactly that you want

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Family

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My last name is Martin

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I'm so named because your great grandfather and grandmother

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considered me to be a member of your family

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Now Sir is dead

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Little Miss is getting older

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You don't like me but you'll talk to me if I knock on your door long enough

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Is that a joke No

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Would you like to hear a joke

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This Buddhist says to a hot dog vendor Make me one with everything

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هل هذا من صناعتك

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لا انا احفظة فقط هذا عملى ان احافظ على الاعمال الفنية

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هذا شىء رهيب

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انها كانت قبيحة جدا قبل ان تحفظيها

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اولا كدت تجن حين رايتنى كيف ابدو

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ثم تقف على بابى معلنا انك لاتحبنى

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الان انت تنتقض عملى

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مرة اخرى انا اعتذر عن قول الحقيقة

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لكن هذة برمجتى

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ماذا تريد تحديدا

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العائلة

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اسمى الاخير مارتن

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انا سميت كذلك لان جدك وجدتك العظيمين

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اعتبرونى فرد فى هذة العائلة

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لكن الان سيدى مات

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السيدة الصغيرة تكبر فى السن

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انت لاتحبينى لكن ستتحدثى الى كلما اطرق بابك

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هل هذة دعابة لا

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اتريدين ان تسمعى دعابة

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قال بوذى لبائع الهوت دوج ضعنى فى السندوتشات بدلا من لحم البقر

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C'est votre sculpture

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Non je la restaure Je suis architecte en restauration

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Elle est assez horrible

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Etait elle aussi moche avant que vous la restauriez

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Ecoutez Tout d'abord cela vous gène que je ressemble à ma grand mère Mm hmm

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Ce soir vous débarquez vous m'annoncez que vous ne m'aimez pas et pour finir vous critiquez mon travail

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Une fois encore je m'excuse de dire la vérité

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Mais je ne peux pas m'en empêcher C'est dans ma programmation

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Que voulez vous exactement

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Une famille

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Mon nom de famille est Martin

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J'ai été nommé ainsi car votre arrière grand père et votre grand mère

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considéraient que j'étais un membre de votre famille

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Now Monsieur est décédé Petite Mademoiselle devient vieille

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Vous ne m'aimez pas mais au moins je pourrai vous parler si je frappe à votre porte assez longtemps

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C'est une blague Non

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Voulez vous entendre une blague Un Bouddhiste marche vers un vendeur de hot dogs et dit

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Faites m'en un avec toute chose intraduisible

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Ist das lhre Skulptur

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Nein ich restauriere sie Ich bin Restaurateurin

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Geradezu schrecklich

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Wie hässlich war es vor der Restaurierung

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Erst sind Sie böse auf mich wegen meines Aussehens

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Jetzt tauchen Sie bei mir auf und erzählen Sie mögen mich nicht

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und kritisieren meine Arbeit

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Ich entschuldige mich nochmal Aber ich kann nur die Wahrheit sagen

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Ich bin so programmiert

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Was wollen Sie denn

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Familie

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Mein Nachname lautet Martin

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Ich heiße so weil lhr Urgroßvater und lhre Großmutter

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mich als Familienmitglied betrachteten

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Nun ist der Herr tot

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Das kleine Fräulein wird älter

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Sie mögen mich nicht aber Sie reden mit mir wenn ich lange genug anklopfe

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Ist das ein Witz Nein

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Möchten Sie einen Witz hören

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Ein Buddhist sagt zum Hotdog Verkäufer Eins mit allem

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Esta escultura es suya

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No la estoy restaurando

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Soy una arquitecta de conservación

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Es horrenda

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Así de fea era antes de restaurarla

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Primero te enojas por cómo me veo

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Llegas a mi puerta anuncias que te caigo mal

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y luego criticas mi trabajo

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De nuevo perdóneme por decir la verdad

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pero no lo puedo evitar Así estoy programado

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Qué quieres exactamente

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Familia

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Yo me apellido Martin

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Eso se debe a que su bisabuelo y su abuela

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me consideraban miembro de su familia

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Ahora Señor está muerto

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Jovencita está envejeciendo

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A Ud no le caigo bien pero si insisto mucho habla conmigo

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Es un chiste

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Le cuento uno

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Un budista le dice a un vendedor de tacos Hágame uno con todo

Available in 5 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

01:20:19

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, sci-fi

Production

Columbia Pictures,Touchstone Pictures,1492 Pictures,Laurence Mark Productions,Radiant Productions

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Movie Summary

An android endeavors to become human as he gradually acquires emotions.