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Sonny Koufax is 32 years old. He's a law school graduate. He's got a nice apartment in Manhattan. There's just one problem. He does nothing, except sit on his butt and live off an investment that was the result of a meager lawsuit he won a year ago. But after his fed up girlfriend leaves him, he comes up with the ingenious idea to adopt a five year old boy to showcase his newfound maturity. But things don't go as planned, and Sonny finds himself the unlikely foster father that will change his perspective on just looking out for himself.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Steve Franks (story), Steve Franks (screenplay), Tim Herlihy (screenplay), Adam Sandler (screenplay)
Production: Jack Giarraputo Productions, Out of the Blue... Entertainment
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $163,479,795
Released: 25 Jun 1999
Awards: 8 wins & 14 nominations.


58 Clips & Quotes

He has a five year plan - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:12
He has a five year plan
I wipe my own ass - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:15
I wipe my own ass
What do you want - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:00
What do you want
My father was a military man - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:48
My father was a military man
You like hockey - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:36
You like hockey
Not the opinion of the defendant's father - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:35
Not the opinion of the defendant's father
God you were normal yesterday - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:49
God you were normal yesterday
You just made the biggest mistake of your life - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:39
You just made the biggest mistake of your life
It's called  doing the hibbidy dibbidy - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:38
It's called doing the hibbidy dibbidy
Happy Halloween - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:19
Happy Halloween
This is bullshit - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:21
This is bullshit
No matter what age - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:21
No matter what age
Is that the man with the old balls - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:14
Is that the man with the old balls
I had a mother lined up for him - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:36
I had a mother lined up for him
She'll be my sugar mamma - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:34
She'll be my sugar mamma
How come you're not going - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:28
How come you're not going
That's a shit load of piss - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:12
That's a shit load of piss
Pleasant Hooters - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:15
Pleasant Hooters
And how long have you disliked Mr - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:37
And how long have you disliked Mr
I am still weirded out seeing them kiss - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:38
I am still weirded out seeing them kiss
I can't take this shit - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:19
I can't take this shit
We wasted the good surprise on you - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:14
We wasted the good surprise on you
Take it easy man - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:36
Take it easy man
What are your cards - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:36
What are your cards
So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:41
So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in...
He already left - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:08
He already left
You're mad at your dad - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:38
You're mad at your dad
You know what I'm talking about - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:38
You know what I'm talking about
He bite his head off - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:27
He bite his head off
What do you eat - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:14
What do you eat
The Goddamn Jets - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:23
The Goddamn Jets
What are you doing here - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:23
What are you doing here
What's your name - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:20
What's your name
Mind your business - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:20
Mind your business
Everyone's so busy with their crap lately - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:53
Everyone's so busy with their crap lately
Koufax is a good egg - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:50
Koufax is a good egg
I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:05
I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid
He's the smelly kid in class - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:42
He's the smelly kid in class
You don't want me here anymore - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:27
You don't want me here anymore
Not that Barney - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:28
Not that Barney
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhood or break my legs skiing - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:25
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad...
You always order three piece of cheesecake - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:16
You always order three piece of cheesecake
Total mind blower - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:44
Total mind blower
They've been my favorite band since I was - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:14
They've been my favorite band since I was
Scuba Steve's father - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:45
Scuba Steve's father
That was your girlfriend - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:17
That was your girlfriend
Having a kid is great - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:24
Having a kid is great
Stay away from the frozen food section - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:19
Stay away from the frozen food section
Congratulations - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:01
Congratulations
I'm working on a big case - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:23
I'm working on a big case
Considering we're in America - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:28
Considering we're in America
Social Services - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
03:02
Social Services
Man this Yoohoo is good - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
01:24
Man this Yoohoo is good
Total Mind blow - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:10
Total Mind blow
WHAT DO YOU SAY - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:17
WHAT DO YOU SAY
Let me have that - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:19
Let me have that
Are you all hopped out - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:12
Are you all hopped out
I was gonna give you a buzz - screenshot from movie Big Daddy
00:22
I was gonna give you a buzz

Cast

Sonny Koufax - Adam Sandler
Layla Maloney - Joey Lauren Adams
Kevin Gerrity - Jon Stewart
Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath - Cole Sprouse
Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath - Dylan Sprouse
Arthur Brooks - Josh Mostel
Corinne Maloney - Leslie Mann
Phil D'Amato - Allen Covert
Delivery Guy - Rob Schneider
Vanessa - Kristy Swanson
Lenny Koufax - Joseph Bologna
Tommy Grayton - Peter Dante
Homeless Guy - Steve Buscemi
Singing Kangaroo - Tim Herlihy
Mr. Herlihy - Edmund Lyndeck
Restaurant Owner - Larkin Malloy
Employee - Samantha Brown
Customer - Neal Huff
NYU Student - Greg Haberny
Waitress - Jackie Sandler
Elderly Driver - George Hall
Lady at Tollbooth - Peggy Shay
Angry Motorist - Salvatore Cavaliere
Kelly - Kelly Dugan
Jillian - Jillian Sandler
Ms. Foote - Helen Lloyd Breed
Schoolteacher - Chloé Hult
Castellucci - Steven Brill
Bailiff - Glen Trotiner
Jorge Buccio - Jorge Buccio
Receptionist - Cat Jagar
Paralegal - Deborah S. Craig
Older Kid - Nicholas Taylor
Broken Arm Kid - Michael Arcate
Hot Dog Vendor - Gaetano Lisi
Hoboken Motorist - Michael Giarraputo
Guy at Party - Steve Glenn
Helicopter Pilot - Al Cerullo
Waitress in Bistro - Diana Berry
Hooter's Girl - Dar Billingham
NYU Student - Brian Canberg
Skater Guy in Washington Square Park - David Seth Cohen
Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver - Dennis Dugan
Crashing RollerBlader - Marshall Dancing Elk Lucas
Guy Crossing the Street - George F. Miller
Student - Lian Moy
Hooters Waitress - Laurie Wallace