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A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Steve Franks, Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $163,479,795
Released: 25 Jun 1999
Awards: 8 wins & 14 nominations
The real Kevin Gerrity called me up he asked me to take care of - Big Daddy 00:20 The real Kevin Gerrity called me up he asked me to take care... I was gonna give you a buzz - Big Daddy 00:13 I was gonna give you a buzz Let me have that - Big Daddy 00:09 Let me have that Total mind blower - Big Daddy 00:15 Total mind blower WHAT DO YOU SAY - Big Daddy 00:12 WHAT DO YOU SAY Total Mind blow - Big Daddy 00:04 Total Mind blow Man this Yoohoo is good - Big Daddy 00:37 Man this Yoohoo is good Considering we're in America - Big Daddy 00:14 Considering we're in America I'm working on a big case - Big Daddy 00:07 I'm working on a big case Congratulations - Big Daddy 00:24 Congratulations Stay away from the frozen food section - Big Daddy 00:07 Stay away from the frozen food section Frankenstein what do you want - Big Daddy 00:07 Frankenstein what do you want SONNY Hey all the money I won from the cab accident - Big Daddy 00:07 SONNY Hey all the money I won from the cab accident Having a kid is great - Big Daddy 00:10 Having a kid is great That was your girlfriend - Big Daddy 00:09 That was your girlfriend They've been my favorite band since I was - Big Daddy 00:26 They've been my favorite band since I was Hey what do you got in the bag Corinne Some chicken wings Booby tassels - Big Daddy 00:06 Hey what do you got in the bag Corinne Some chicken wings... Scuba Steve's father - Big Daddy 00:52 Scuba Steve's father You always order three piece of cheesecake - Big Daddy 00:11 You always order three piece of cheesecake We wasted the good surprise on you - Big Daddy 00:06 We wasted the good surprise on you I had call for delivery in building but I think it was crank call You want some chocolate cake - Big Daddy 00:08 I had call for delivery in building but I think it was crank... I know this is the right thing to do Dad because I would die for this kid - Big Daddy 00:21 I know this is the right thing to do Dad because I would die... You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhood or break my legs skiing - Big Daddy 00:33 You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad... You don't want me here anymore - Big Daddy 01:18 You don't want me here anymore What do you eat - Big Daddy 00:10 What do you eat Social Services - Big Daddy 01:00 Social Services So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other - Big Daddy 00:15 So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in... Not that Barney - Big Daddy 00:10 Not that Barney And how long have you disliked Mr - Big Daddy 00:21 And how long have you disliked Mr I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid - Big Daddy 00:21 I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid Koufax is a good egg - Big Daddy 00:26 Koufax is a good egg But everybody's so busy with their crap lately no one ever comes - Big Daddy 00:26 But everybody's so busy with their crap lately no one... Objection Shut up Tommy - Big Daddy 00:10 Objection Shut up Tommy He already left - Big Daddy 00:27 He already left That's a shit load of piss - Big Daddy 00:08 That's a shit load of piss How come you're not going - Big Daddy 00:07 How come you're not going We wasted the good surprise on you - Big Daddy 00:06 We wasted the good surprise on you He's the smelly kid in class - Big Daddy 00:14 He's the smelly kid in class He bite his head off - Big Daddy 00:14 He bite his head off We wasted the good surprise on you - Big Daddy 00:06 We wasted the good surprise on you This is a rough patch in my life right now - Big Daddy 00:24 This is a rough patch in my life right now She'll be my sugar mamma - Big Daddy 00:14 She'll be my sugar mamma I had a mother lined up for him - Big Daddy 00:24 I had a mother lined up for him I can't take this shit - Big Daddy 00:07 I can't take this shit I am still weirded out seeing them kiss - Big Daddy 00:15 I am still weirded out seeing them kiss Nice parenting - Big Daddy 00:07 Nice parenting Is that the man with the old balls - Big Daddy 00:07 Is that the man with the old balls What you need a father figure Stop pulling your sister's hair - Big Daddy 00:14 What you need a father figure Stop pulling your... Pleasant Hooters - Big Daddy 00:05 Pleasant Hooters Happy Halloween - Big Daddy 00:09 Happy Halloween It's called  doing the hibbidy dibbidy - Big Daddy 00:16 It's called doing the hibbidy dibbidy Scuba Steve damn you - Big Daddy 00:06 Scuba Steve damn you I wipe my own ass - Big Daddy 00:08 I wipe my own ass You just made the biggest mistake of your life - Big Daddy 00:18 You just made the biggest mistake of your life God you were normal yesterday - Big Daddy 00:25 God you were normal yesterday You like hockey You like hockey - Big Daddy 00:22 You like hockey You like hockey Not the opinion of the defendant's father - Big Daddy 00:15 Not the opinion of the defendant's father And how long have you been delivering food to Mr Koufax - Big Daddy 00:43 And how long have you been delivering food to Mr Koufax What do you want - Big Daddy 00:21 What do you want Electricity - Big Daddy 00:30 Electricity My father was a military man - Big Daddy 00:16 My father was a military man I wipe my own ass - Big Daddy 00:06 I wipe my own ass He has a five year plan - Big Daddy 00:10 He has a five year plan Are you all hopped out - Big Daddy 00:12 Are you all hopped out Total mind blower - Big Daddy 00:44 Total mind blower Everyone's so busy with their crap lately - Big Daddy 00:53 Everyone's so busy with their crap lately Mind your business - Big Daddy 00:20 Mind your business What are you doing here - Big Daddy 00:23 What are you doing here You know what I'm talking about - Big Daddy 00:38 You know what I'm talking about What are your cards - Big Daddy 00:36 What are your cards No matter what age - Big Daddy 00:21 No matter what age You like hockey - Big Daddy 00:36 You like hockey

Cast

Sonny Koufax - Adam Sandler
Layla Maloney - Joey Lauren Adams
Kevin Gerrity - Jon Stewart
Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath - Cole Sprouse
Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath - Dylan Sprouse