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Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closedand he's not moving or speaking

Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closedand he's not moving or speaking

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WHISPERS Having a kid is great
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as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking
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ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
202
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:05
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
ANNOUNCER: He's taken down! - Big Daddy 00:06
ANNOUNCER: He's taken down!
Hey, how you doing there, boy? - Big Daddy 00:41
Hey, how you doing there, boy?
But after my nap I always watch the kangaroo songIt's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take placeThis happens like once every 10 yearsKangaroo song Kangaroo songKangaroo song Kangaroo songAll rightGod You were normal yesterday - Big Daddy 00:22
But after my nap I always watch the kangaroo songIt's...
I can't take this shit. - Big Daddy 00:12
I can't take this shit.
How come you're not goingBecause I don't have to go Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds - Big Daddy 00:07
How come you're not goingBecause I don't have to...
What's your name He'll write it on the wall Mind your business - Big Daddy 00:05
What's your name He'll write it on the wall Mind...
And he has a five year planWhat is it Don't die - Big Daddy 00:05
And he has a five year planWhat is it Don't die
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI know you're gonna be missing me when you gotthat big white wrinklybody on top of youwith his loose skinand old ballsGross Ugh - Big Daddy 00:18
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI...
Look I can't manage this kidI ain't a good father I made a big mistakeMistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guyThe kid just won't stop peeing and throwing upHe's like a cocker spaniel I justI think he'd be better off - Big Daddy 00:49
Look I can't manage this kidI ain't a good father...
Mistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guyThe kid just won't stop peeing and throwing upHe's like a cocker spaniel I just - Big Daddy 00:14
Mistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's...
I got some interesting newsOh yeah WhatKind of adopted a kidWhat the hell are you talking aboutI'm talking about you being a grandfather CongratulationsWho the hell would give you a kidSocial ServicesYou idiot You better give that kid backHis mother'sHang - Big Daddy 00:57
I got some interesting newsOh yeah WhatKind of adopted a...
Hey buddy Who won the Jets gameWho caresLet it go pal He can't control you anymoreWhat are you talking aboutYou know what I'm talking about Yeah you're a loserYou're mad at your dad not at me I forgive youI am I am I hate my father - Big Daddy 00:17
Hey buddy Who won the Jets gameWho caresLet it go pal He...
There was this guy Chief Jay Strongbow who used to do a sleeper hold. - Big Daddy 00:37
There was this guy Chief Jay Strongbow who used to do a...
SONNY: You'll be the only kid your age with a slingshot, I promise. - Big Daddy 00:09
SONNY: You'll be the only kid your age with a...
Sonny, Sonny, come here! - Big Daddy 00:06
Sonny, Sonny, come here!
Let me have that. - Big Daddy 00:36
Let me have that.
Yeah, that's it. - Big Daddy 00:25
Yeah, that's it.
Say Happy Halloween Happy HalloweenThank youNext year be prepared moron - Big Daddy 00:09
Say Happy Halloween Happy HalloweenThank youNext year be...
What's with the kid wearing a cummerbund? - Big Daddy 00:29
What's with the kid wearing a cummerbund?
Frankenstein what do you wantThirty packets of ketchup - Big Daddy 00:05
Frankenstein what do you wantThirty packets of ketchup