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Big Daddy

What is it? "Don't die"?

Vanessa:
He has a five year plan.Sonny:What is it? "Don't die"?

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And he has a five year plan
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What is it Don't die
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
3,177
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:59
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

Actors

Kristy Swanson
Vanessa
Kristy Swanson
Adam Sandler
Sonny Koufax
Adam Sandler
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI know you're gonna be missing me when you gotthat big white wrinklybody on top of youwith his loose skinand old ballsGross Ugh - Big Daddy 00:18
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI...
Look I can't manage this kidI ain't a good father I made a big mistakeMistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guyThe kid just won't stop peeing and throwing upHe's like a cocker spaniel I justI think he'd be better off - Big Daddy 00:49
Look I can't manage this kidI ain't a good father...
Mistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guyThe kid just won't stop peeing and throwing upHe's like a cocker spaniel I just - Big Daddy 00:14
Mistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's...
I got some interesting newsOh yeah WhatKind of adopted a kidWhat the hell are you talking aboutI'm talking about you being a grandfather CongratulationsWho the hell would give you a kidSocial ServicesYou idiot You better give that kid backHis mother'sHang - Big Daddy 00:57
I got some interesting newsOh yeah WhatKind of adopted a...
Hey buddy Who won the Jets gameWho caresLet it go pal He can't control you anymoreWhat are you talking aboutYou know what I'm talking about Yeah you're a loserYou're mad at your dad not at me I forgive youI am I am I hate my father - Big Daddy 00:17
Hey buddy Who won the Jets gameWho caresLet it go pal He...
There was this guy Chief Jay Strongbow who used to do a sleeper hold. - Big Daddy 00:37
There was this guy Chief Jay Strongbow who used to do a...
SONNY: You'll be the only kid your age with a slingshot, I promise. - Big Daddy 00:09
SONNY: You'll be the only kid your age with a...
Sonny, Sonny, come here! - Big Daddy 00:06
Sonny, Sonny, come here!
Let me have that. - Big Daddy 00:36
Let me have that.
Yeah, that's it. - Big Daddy 00:25
Yeah, that's it.
Say Happy Halloween Happy HalloweenThank youNext year be prepared moron - Big Daddy 00:09
Say Happy Halloween Happy HalloweenThank youNext year be...
What's with the kid wearing a cummerbund? - Big Daddy 00:29
What's with the kid wearing a cummerbund?
Frankenstein what do you wantThirty packets of ketchup - Big Daddy 00:05
Frankenstein what do you wantThirty packets of ketchup
That's cool. - Big Daddy 00:43
That's cool.
This is Styx YeahThey've been my favorite band since I was like 12You're kidding meNo no I can't help it I just love themMy friends make fun of me all the timeMy friends make fun of me all the time tooI've seen them like 25 timesTommy Shaw when I was 16 - Big Daddy 00:24
This is Styx YeahThey've been my favorite band since I...
Good night, Scuba Steve. - Big Daddy 01:01
Good night, Scuba Steve.
Hi, I like your hat. - Big Daddy 00:08
Hi, I like your hat.
DAVID LEE ROTH: Might as well... - Big Daddy 00:26
DAVID LEE ROTH: Might as well...
Sierra Club Legal Department. - Big Daddy 00:43
Sierra Club Legal Department.
Man this Yoo Hoo is good You know what else is goodSmoking dopeI ain't gonna rat you out You know puffing the cheebaGo by the seesaw smoke a J You know what I'm talking aboutI have a bellybuttonYou have a bellybutton Well we all have bellybuttons You know - Big Daddy 00:37
Man this Yoo Hoo is good You know what else is goodSmoking...