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Big Daddy

Me too

Julian:I wipe my own ass.Nazo:Me too

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I wipe my own ass
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Me too
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,875
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:21
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
I had a doll like that at one timeBut my cat he bite his head offWhat kind of cat would do thatYou calling me a liar - Big Daddy 00:10
I had a doll like that at one timeBut my cat he bite his...
Goddamn JetsWhat are you doing in here cutieWatching footballWho do you want to win The goddamn Jets - Big Daddy 00:11
Goddamn JetsWhat are you doing in here cutieWatching...
But everybody's so busy with their crap lately no one ever comesLike I'm not busyHey Mr Herlihy how about you shut up or I'll smack you through the wall like last MondayLast Monday was a fluke Bring it on womanLAUGHINGAnytimeHe drinks a lot of soda - Big Daddy 00:23
But everybody's so busy with their crap lately no one...
I'm telling you, buddy. - Big Daddy 00:51
I'm telling you, buddy.
Let's see here. - Big Daddy 00:28
Let's see here.
Go get the can, okay? - Big Daddy 00:09
Go get the can, okay?
I'm thinking about keeping the kidSonny Remember that time you went with me to the pet store to get fish foodand you saw that cute little puppy and you wanted to get it but then I reminded you about feeding itand cleaning it and toilet training itYeah - Big Daddy 00:19
I'm thinking about keeping the kidSonny Remember that...
Hey. Hi. Go back to sleep, all right? Well, I'm going back to sleep. Nighty-night. I wet my bed. - Big Daddy 00:15
Hey. Hi. Go back to sleep, all right? Well, I'm going...
Oh, God. - Big Daddy 00:12
Oh, God.
There you go, all right? - Big Daddy 00:11
There you go, all right?
Sit still! - Big Daddy 00:06
Sit still!
All right! - Big Daddy 00:15
All right!
Scuba Steve damn you - Big Daddy 00:04
Scuba Steve damn you
Hey How you doingWelcome to McDonald's What can I get for you - Big Daddy 00:05
Hey How you doingWelcome to McDonald's What can I get...
Okay what do you want CheeriosCheerios They don't got Cheerios What elseLasagnaLasagna What the hell's the matter with youWe'll take hotcakes and sausageSorry sir We stopped serving breakfastWhat are you talking about We're four seconds lateNo you're 30 - Big Daddy 00:20
Okay what do you want CheeriosCheerios They don't got...
No no no Don't cry I'm sorryI wasn't cursing at you I was cursing at the lady - Big Daddy 00:06
No no no Don't cry I'm sorryI wasn't cursing...
Nice parentingHey thanks Are you my therapist Take a walk - Big Daddy 00:06
Nice parentingHey thanks Are you my therapist Take a walk
RelaxHey where's my Egg McMuffinBreakfast is over at 10 30Really YeahI thought it was 11 I thought that too - Big Daddy 00:10
RelaxHey where's my Egg McMuffinBreakfast is over at 10...
Total mind blower - Big Daddy 00:04
Total mind blower
Total mind blowerWill you just relax HereWhat do you want me to do What would cheer you upYou're gonna meet Vanessa tonight She's nice You'll like herYou wanna see me get hurt Will that cheer you up someAll rightCAR HORN HONKSYou like that huh You think - Big Daddy 00:30
Total mind blowerWill you just relax HereWhat do you want me...