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But I wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass
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Big Daddy

...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!

Julian:...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!

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But I wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
2,301
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:16
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

Actors

Adam Sandler
Sonny Koufax
Adam Sandler
Layla, they took the kid. - Big Daddy 01:02
Layla, they took the kid.
Koufax is a good egg He was nice to that kidBut he fights like a girl You like thatI'm right here missWhat are you gonna do about itLAUGHINGWhat are you drunk Mr HerlihyWell I had a few chardonnays What of itGet off the stand pleaseYou got itI've got a - Big Daddy 00:25
Koufax is a good egg He was nice to that kidBut he fights...
Mr Koufax is a really cool guy I wish my dad was as cool as himYou see my dad was a military manGuess I wasn't such a good soldierWhen I was 35 years old he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping one afternoonI woke up broke his arm haven't - Big Daddy 00:48
Mr Koufax is a really cool guy I wish my dad was as cool as...
And how long have you been delivering food to Mr KoufaxI deliver food for six yearsPlus I'm stripper But I've put on weight so it's problemI see And in your experience was Sonny a good father to JulianOh yes They make terrific pairThey went together like - Big Daddy 00:42
And how long have you been delivering food to Mr KoufaxI...
HOMELESS GUY Yes considering we're in AmericaI mean if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs why don't you get the hell out - Big Daddy 00:07
HOMELESS GUY Yes considering we're in AmericaI mean if...
And how long have you disliked Mr KoufaxSince the day I met himAnd for the record where did you work while you attended medical schoolHootersNo further questionsAsshole - Big Daddy 00:18
And how long have you disliked Mr KoufaxSince the day I met...
If it's okay with you, Julian, I'd like to ask you a few questions. - Big Daddy 00:19
If it's okay with you, Julian, I'd like to ask you...
That's better, huh? - Big Daddy 00:41
That's better, huh?
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands. - Big Daddy 00:51
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American...
Objection Your HonorThis court is after the truth not the opinion of the defendant's fatherYou want my opinion My son is a moronI withdraw my objection Please proceed - Big Daddy 00:12
Objection Your HonorThis court is after the truth not the...
Objection Shut up TommySorry Mr Koufax - Big Daddy 00:06
Objection Shut up TommySorry Mr Koufax
Hey I love youWhat You don't have to be scaredIt's all rightWhat are you talking about I'm not scaredIf I get custody of Julian I'll be his father foreverAnd that scares you because you think there's a good chance I might failSonny it's more than a chance - Big Daddy 01:22
Hey I love youWhat You don't have to be scaredIt's...
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhoodor I might break my legs skiingBut don't be scared about me being a dad because I will not fail at that I can'tI love this kid too muchI love him as much as you love me DadAnd I'm gonna - Big Daddy 00:29
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad...
Don't be scared about me making moneyI am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of itShe'll be my sugar mamaOh I gotta get me one of those - Big Daddy 00:12
Don't be scared about me making moneyI am in love with...
I know this is the right thing to do Dad because I would die for this kidjust so he wouldn't have to feel one ounce of sadnessThat's why you're here right now to protect me to be scared for meto be a good fatherAnd that's exactly what I'm gonna be - Big Daddy 00:19
I know this is the right thing to do Dad because I would die...
Hello DadYeah I just wanted to say I love youHi Mom Could you put Dad on the phone for a secondSPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGECan I borrow that when you're doneYour Honormy son deserves this kidCROWD APPLAUDINGGAVEL BANGINGI love you too sir - Big Daddy 00:35
Hello DadYeah I just wanted to say I love youHi Mom Could...
Wait You can't take him awayAs that boy's father I refuse to press chargesCROWD GASPSOh God Corinne I'm sorrySix years ago Joe CarterJoe CarterToronto and the Phillies You know World SeriesMitch Williams just We flew up for the nightThere was a girlOh - Big Daddy 00:50
Wait You can't take him awayAs that boy's father I...
Ah, that's my foot! - Big Daddy 00:11
Ah, that's my foot!
Well I'm working on a big case I gotta sue you assholes for making me come here - Big Daddy 00:05
Well I'm working on a big case I gotta sue you assholes...
How you doing? - Big Daddy 00:24
How you doing?