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I'm telling you, buddy

30 in the morning.You must be wrecked. Anyways, I had fun today.Did you have fun? Yeah,...

Big Daddy • 1999

I'm telling you, buddy.Vanessa, she's the one.I can't lose her. I'm not getting any handsomer,I know that. Every day I get a little bit olderand balder and fatter. Fatter?Yeah. When I was your age,I could eat anything I wanted.Wouldn't gain an ounce. Now, I have a chocolate shake,my ass jiggles for like a week. Enjoy the metabolismwhile you got it. Metalobism? Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning.You must be wrecked. Anyways, I had fun today.Did you have fun? Yeah, you're all right. Have a good one. Sonny? Yes? Could I have a night-light? Night-light? I think I canhelp you out. Hang on

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I'm telling you buddy Vanessa she's the one I can't lose her

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I'm not getting any handsomer I know that

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Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter

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Fatter Yeah

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When I was your age I could eat anything I wanted Wouldn't gain an ounce

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Now I have a chocolate shake my ass jiggles for like a week

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Enjoy the metabolism while you got it

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Metalobism

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Good God it's 2 30 in the morning You must be wrecked

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Anyways I had fun today Did you have fun

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Yeah you're all right

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Have a good one

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Sonny

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Yes

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Could I have a night light

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Night light I think I can help you out Hang on

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كما اقول لك ياصديقي فانيسا هي امرأتي ولا أستطيع أن افقدها

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لن أجد أجمل منها

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كل يوم اصبح اكبر واصلع وأسمن

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اسمن

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في عمرك كنت أكل اي شىء ولا يذيد وزني اوقية واحدة

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ولن عندي رعشة الشيكولاته ومؤخرتي تهتز لمدة اسبوع كامل

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تمت ع بالأيض عندما تح صل عليه أيض

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ياالهي انها 2 30 صباحا لابد أن ك محط م

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على أية حال لقد استمتعت اليوم هل استمتعت انت

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نعم معك حق

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تمتع

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هل لي في ضوء ليلي

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ضوء ليلي اعتقد يمكنني مساعدتك انتظر

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Vanessa est la femme de ma vie Faut pas que je la perde

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J'embellis pas c'est sûr

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Je deviens de plus en plus vieux chauve et gras

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Plus gras

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A ton âge je pouvais avaler ce que je voulais

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Maintenant un milk shake et j'ai les miches qui tremblent

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Profite bien de ton métabolisme Métalobisme

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ll est 2h30 du matin Tu dois être nase

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Enfin Je me suis bien marré aujourd'hui Et toi

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Tu es chouette

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Dors bien

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Je peux avoir une veilleuse

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Une veilleuse Je vais te trouver ça Une minute

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Wirklich Vanessa ist die Richtige Ich darf sie nicht verlieren

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Ich werd' auch nicht schöner

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Jeden Tag werde ich ein bisschen älter kahler und fetter

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Fetter

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In deinem Alter konnte ich alles futtern und nahm nie zu

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Heute Ein Schoko Shake und mein Arsch wackelt wie Götterspeise

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Genieß den Stoffwechsel Stöffwochsel

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Es ist ja schon halb drei morgens du musst fertig sein

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Jedenfalls ich hatte heute Spaß du auch

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Du bist schon in Ordnung

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Schlaf schön

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Kann ich ein Nachtlicht haben

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Nachtlicht Ich glaub' ich hab' was für dich

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Maukah kau sarapan pagi lagi besok denganku diwaktu yang sama

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Karena aku mengajar di kelas seni jam 10 Benarkah

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Ya Kuharap aku bisa

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tapi ya Aku akan datang

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Hati2 Okay

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Terakhir kali sebelum pergi bau Ikan sekali Bagus kau mendapatkannya

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Aloha Aloha

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Sampai ketemu besok

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Oh ya Tuhan

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Oh ya Tuhanku

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Sial

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l had a bee on me

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Baiklah He was a big one

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Yang artinya Lihatlah pada dua orang sialan itu

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Говорю тебе парень Ванесса единственная Я не могу её потерять

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Я не становлюсь красивей

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Каждый день я становлюсь старее лысее и толще

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Толще

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В твоём возрасте я мог есть все что угодно не набирая ни грамма

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Теперь я пью шоколадный коктейль и всю неделю у меня болтается зад

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Наслаждайся метаболизмом Металобизмом

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Господи сейчас же 2 30 утра Ты наверное умираешь

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Ладно я хоть повеселился А ты повеселился

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Да ты в порядке

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Всего хорошего

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А можно оставить свет

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Свет Думаю я могу тебе помочь Подожди ка

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Te digo camarada Vanessa es la indicada No la puedo perder

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No me estoy volviendo más guapo

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Cada día me vuelvo un poco más viejo y calvo y gordo

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Gordo

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Cuando tenía tu edad podía comer de todo no subía ni un gramo

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Ahora con una leche malteada el trasero me tiembla 7 días

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Disfruta de tu metabolismo Metalobismo

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Dios mío son las 2 30 a m Has de estar frito

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En fin yo me divertí hoy Tú te divertiste

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Sí eres genial

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Que duermas bien

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Me dejas una luz prendida

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Una luz prendida Creo que te puedo ayudar Un momento

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Duration

51 seconds

Views

90

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:27

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

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Production

Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.