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Look I can't manage this kidI ain't a good father I made a big mistakeMistake I had a mother lined up for himbut she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guyThe kid just won't stop peeing and throwing upHe's

Yeah. We don't call them that anymore

Big Daddy • 1999

Sonny:Look, I can't manage this kid. I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.Arthur Brooks: Mistake?Sonny:I had a mother lined up for him, but she's banging a Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid just won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel. I just... I think he'd be better off with his natural mother.Arthur Brooks:Well, she passed away last night, Mr. Gerrity. She had cancer.Arthur Brooks:She must have sensed that her time was running short. She wanted her son to be with the natural father. It makes sense.Julian:Loop. Swoop. Pull.Arthur Brooks: Look, if you don't want to take care of Julian, we'll take him. But I gotta tell ya man, he's gonna have to chill a while in a group home.Sonny:Group home? What is that, like an orphanage?Arthur Brooks:Yeah. We don't call them that anymore

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Look I can't manage this kid

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I ain't a good father I made a big mistake

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Mistake I had a mother lined up for him

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but she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guy

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The kid just won't stop peeing and throwing up

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He's like a cocker spaniel I just

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I think he'd be better off with his natural mother

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Well she passed away last night Mr Gerrity

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She had cancer She must have sensed that like her time was running short

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and that she wanted her son to be with the natural father It makes sense

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Loop

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Pull

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Look if you don't wanna take care of Julian

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we'll take him But I gotta tell you man he's gonna have to chill for a while in a group home

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Group home What is that like an orphanage

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Yeah We don't call them that anymore

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أن ظر لا أستطيع ترويض هذا الط فل

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أنا لست أب جي د لقد أرتكبت خطأ فادح

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خطأ

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أنتقي أم له

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لكنها تحدث ضجيج ا مثل رجل مزرعة بيبيريدج

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هذا الط فل لا يتوق ف عن الت بو ل والت قي ؤ

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أنه يحب كوكر سبانيل فقط

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هو سيكون أحسن مع أم ه الط بيعي ة

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حسن ا لقد توف يت الل يلة الماضية س ي د جيريتي

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كان لديها سرطان لقد أدركت أن عمرها القصير ينفذ

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فأرادت لأبنها أن يكون مع أبيه الط بيعي

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عقدة

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أسحب

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إذ كنت غير مهتم بأمره

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سنأخذه ولكنه سيشعر بجفوة في المنزل الجماعي

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منزل جماعي مثل ملجأ

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لا نطلق عليه ذلك

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Je m'en sors pas avec le petit

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Je suis pas un bon père J'ai fait une bêtise

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Une bêtise

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J'avais une mère en vue pour lui

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mais elle se tape un vieux croûton

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Le gosse pisse et gerbe partout

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Genre cocker mal dressé

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ll vaut mieux qu'il soit avec sa mère

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Hélas elle est décédée la nuit dernière

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Elle avait le cancer Elle devait savoir que ses jours étaient comptés

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Elle voulait que son fils vive avec son père

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Boucle

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Et tire

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Si vous n'en voulez pas

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nous le prendrons Mais il restera d'abord dans un centre

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C'est quoi un orphelinat

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On n'utilise plus ce mot

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Ich werde mit dem Kind nicht fertig

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Ich bin kein guter Vater Es war ein Fehler

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Fehler

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Ich hatte 'ne Mutter bereitstehen

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aber die bumst jetzt mit dem Alten Mann und das Meer

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Der Junge hört nicht auf zu pinkeln und zu kotzen

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Er ist wie ein Cocker Spaniel

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Bei seiner Mutter würde es ihm besser gehen

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Seine Mutter starb letzte Nacht Mr Gerrity

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Sie hatte Krebs Sie muss gespürt haben dass ihre Zeit knapp wird

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Sie wollte dass ihr Sohn bei seinem Vater lebt

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Hasenohr

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Na schön

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Wenn Sie ihn nicht wollen

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nehmen wir ihn Aber er wird erstmal 'ne Weile im Heim leben müssen

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Heim So 'ne Art Waisenaus

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So nennen wir das nicht

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Kenapa Apa kau ingin memakannya Oh

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Baiklah well selamat makan

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Ya Itu menyedihkan

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Ya Kenapa kau tidak tersedak di spam mu

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Ganda atau tidak ada untuk besok

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Hey Maaf aku mengganggumu

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tapi kau terlihat seperti seseorang yang sangat menghargai seni

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jadi aku mau minta pendapatmu

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Aku menggambar ini Ini gambar seorang ayah dan anak memancing di perahu

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Ada singa laut disana

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Oh kau tidak bisa bahasa Inggris Okay

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Послушайте я не могу взять ребёнка

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Я плохой отец Я совершил большую ошибку

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Ошибку

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У меня была готова для него мама

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но она запала на одного одуванчика

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Ребёнок постоянно писает и его тошнит

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Он как коккер спаниель Я просто

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Думаю ему будет лучше с его настоящей мамой

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Она умерла вчера ночью м р Геррити

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У неё был рак Она видимо чувствовала что её время истекает

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Она хотела чтобы её сын остался с настоящим отцом

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Сгибаешь

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Тянешь

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Если вы не хотите воспитывать его

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мы его заберём Но ему придётся побыть временно в детском доме

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Детской дом Что это приют

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Мы так их не называем

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No puedo arreglármelas con este niño

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No soy un buen papá Cometí un grave error

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Error

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Tenía una mamá lista pero

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se está tirando al viejo de Kentucky Fried Chicken

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Y el niño no deja de orinarse y vomitar

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Es como un cócker spaniel

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Le va a ir mejor con su madre natural

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Pues su madre nos dejó anoche Sr Gerrity

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Tenía cáncer Debe de haber sentido que se le acababa el tiempo

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Quería que su hijo estuviera con su padre

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Dobla

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Jala

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Si no quiere encargarse de Julián

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nos encargamos Pero tendrá que estar un rato en una casa común

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Casa común Un orfelinato

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Sí Ya no les llamamos así

Available in 7 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

104

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:22

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.