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Big Daddy

Sit still! Lay!

Sit still! Lay!

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Sit still
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Lay
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
76
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:17
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
All right! - Big Daddy 00:15
All right!
Scuba Steve damn you - Big Daddy 00:04
Scuba Steve damn you
Hey How you doingWelcome to McDonald's What can I get for you - Big Daddy 00:05
Hey How you doingWelcome to McDonald's What can I get...
Okay what do you want CheeriosCheerios They don't got Cheerios What elseLasagnaLasagna What the hell's the matter with youWe'll take hotcakes and sausageSorry sir We stopped serving breakfastWhat are you talking about We're four seconds lateNo you're 30 - Big Daddy 00:20
Okay what do you want CheeriosCheerios They don't got...
No no no Don't cry I'm sorryI wasn't cursing at you I was cursing at the lady - Big Daddy 00:06
No no no Don't cry I'm sorryI wasn't cursing...
Nice parentingHey thanks Are you my therapist Take a walk - Big Daddy 00:06
Nice parentingHey thanks Are you my therapist Take a walk
RelaxHey where's my Egg McMuffinBreakfast is over at 10 30Really YeahI thought it was 11 I thought that too - Big Daddy 00:10
RelaxHey where's my Egg McMuffinBreakfast is over at 10...
Total mind blower - Big Daddy 00:04
Total mind blower
Total mind blowerWill you just relax HereWhat do you want me to do What would cheer you upYou're gonna meet Vanessa tonight She's nice You'll like herYou wanna see me get hurt Will that cheer you up someAll rightCAR HORN HONKSYou like that huh You think - Big Daddy 00:30
Total mind blowerWill you just relax HereWhat do you want me...
Let's do it, Rangers. - Big Daddy 00:48
Let's do it, Rangers.
You like hockey You like hockeyThis is a big important gameCut the crap Cut the crapI'm being serious Don't do thatHow much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck woodYeah that's what I thought Shut up - Big Daddy 00:22
You like hockey You like hockeyThis is a big important...
Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. - Big Daddy 00:12
Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closed and...
ANNOUNCER: He's taken down! - Big Daddy 00:06
ANNOUNCER: He's taken down!
Hey, how you doing there, boy? - Big Daddy 00:41
Hey, how you doing there, boy?
But after my nap I always watch the kangaroo songIt's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take placeThis happens like once every 10 yearsKangaroo song Kangaroo songKangaroo song Kangaroo songAll rightGod You were normal yesterday - Big Daddy 00:22
But after my nap I always watch the kangaroo songIt's...
I can't take this shit. - Big Daddy 00:12
I can't take this shit.
How come you're not goingBecause I don't have to go Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds - Big Daddy 00:07
How come you're not goingBecause I don't have to...
What's your name He'll write it on the wall Mind your business - Big Daddy 00:05
What's your name He'll write it on the wall Mind...
And he has a five year planWhat is it Don't die - Big Daddy 00:05
And he has a five year planWhat is it Don't die
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI know you're gonna be missing me when you gotthat big white wrinklybody on top of youwith his loose skinand old ballsGross Ugh - Big Daddy 00:18
Hey You just made the biggest mistake of your life babyI...