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I got some interesting newsOh yeah WhatKind of adopted a kidWhat the hell are you talking aboutI'm talking about you being a grandfather CongratulationsWho the hell would give you a kidSocial

I care about you saving money on this phone call

Big Daddy • 1999

Sonny Koufax:I got some interesting news?Lenny Koufax:Oh yeah, what?Sonny Koufax:I kind of adopted a kidLenny Koufax:What the hell are you talking about?Sonny Koufax:I'm talking about you being a grandfather! Congratulations!Lenny Koufax:Who the hell would give you a kid?Sonny Koufax:Social Services.Lenny Koufax:You idiot! You better give that kid back!Sonny Koufax:His mother's... hang on, hang on.Sonny Koufax: Go play with them pigeons, buddy!Sonny Koufax:I tried to give him back. I just, I just, I just can't, Dad. I need your help. I'm in a bad way right now, Vanessa dumped me, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!Lenny Koufax:You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing!Sonny Koufax:The kid is always around, especially for the last few days. You think he'd give me a little privacy but he just never leaves me alone, I'm in deep shit.Lenny Koufax:Just give that kid back right now, before you ruin BOTH YOUR LIVES!Sonny Koufax:Oh, I appreciate that Dad.Lenny Koufax:He'd be better off living in a dumpster then living with you!Sonny Koufax:WELL I'LL BE A BETTER FATHER THAN YOU!Lenny Koufax:That's impossible, all you ever care about is yourself.Sonny Koufax:I care about you saving money on this phone call

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I got some interesting news

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Oh yeah What

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Kind of adopted a kid

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What the hell are you talking about

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I'm talking about you being a grandfather Congratulations

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Who the hell would give you a kid

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Social Services

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You idiot You better give that kid back

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His mother's

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Hang on Hang on

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Go play with them pigeons buddy

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I tried to give him back I just can't Dad All right

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Look I need your help

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I'm in a bad way right now Vanessa dumped me

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing

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You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing

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The kid is always around

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The past three days he just never leaves me alone

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You would think he'd want some privacy but he doesn't I'm in deep shit

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Just give that kid back before you ruin both your lives

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Oh I appreciate that Dad

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He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you

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I'll be a better father than you

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That's impossible Because all you care about is yourself

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Yeah No I care about you saving money on this phone call

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حصلت على بعض الأخبار الممتعة آه نعم ماذا

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ن وع ما عن ت بن ي طفل

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ماذا تعني

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أقول أنك ستكون جد تقريبا تهانئي

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من بحق الجحيم سيعطيك طفل

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الخدمات العام ة

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أنت أبله من الأفضل أعطائك مؤخ رة ذلك الط فل

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أم ه

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تعلقت به

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ألعب مع الحمام يا ص ديقي

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حاولت إعادته ولكني فقط لم أستطع حسنا

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أحتاج لمساعدتك

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أنا في حالة سي ئة فانيسا تخلصت مني لا أعرف ماذا علي أن أفعل

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أنت هالك جدا

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الط فل حولي من كل جانب

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لا يتركني أبد ا وحيد ا

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أعتقد أنه يريد بعض الخصوصي ة أنا في مأزق لعين

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أعد ذلك الط فل قبل تتدم ر حياتك أنت وهو

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أقد ر ذلك

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أفضل له أن يعيش في سل ة مهملات عن العيش معك

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سأكون أب أفضل منك

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ذلك مستحيل أهتم بنفسك أولا

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نعم سأهتم بكمال الاد خار في هذه المكالمة

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J'ai une grande nouvelle pour toi Laquelle

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Disons que j'ai adopté un gosse

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Qu'est ce que tu dis

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Je te dis que te voilà grand père

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Mais qui t'a refilé ce gosse

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Le bureau d'aide sociale

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Tu ferais mieux de le ramener

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Sa mère est

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Une seconde

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Va jouer avec les pigeons toi

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J'ai essayé de le rendre Je peux pas Voilà

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ll faut que tu m'aides

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Ca va mal Vanessa m'a plaqué Je sais plus ce que je fais

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Je ne te le fais pas dire

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Le petit me lâche pas

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Je l'ai tout le temps sur le dos

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Pas de vie privée Je suis dans la merde

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Ramène le avant de bousiller sa vie et la tienne

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Merci de ton aide

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ll peut pas vivre dans ton dépotoir

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Je serai un meilleur père que toi

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lmpossible Tu ne penses qu'à toi

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Attends je vais t'économiser du fric sur ce coup de fil

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Ich hab' interessante Neuigkeiten Ach ja was

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Ich hab' irgendwie ein Kind adoptiert

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Was redest du da

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Ich rede davon dass du jetzt Großvater bist

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Welcher Irre gibt dir ein Kind

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Die Sozialfürsorge

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Du Idiot Gib das Kind lieber wieder zurück

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Seine Mutter

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Warte mal

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Geh und verjag' die Tauben

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Ich hab' versucht ihn zurückzugeben Ich kanrs nicht ok

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Ich brauche deine Hilfe

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Mit Vanessa ist Schluss Ich weiß nicht was ich tun soll

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Weißt du ja nie

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Der Junge klebt an mir

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Lässt mich nie in Ruhe

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Er will nie allein sein Ich sitze in der Scheiße

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Gib den Jungen zurück bevor du euer beider Leben ruinierst

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Das ist nett von dir danke

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Er wäre auf 'ner Müllkippe besser dran

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Ich werde ein besserer Vater sein als du

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Unmöglich Du interessiert dich nur für dich selbst

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Dann spar' ich dir bei diesem Telefonat mal Geld

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tidak bisa membaca

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Kau pasti bercanda

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Aku bisa membacakan itu untukmu Tidak Terima kasih

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Aku bisa melakukannya sendiri

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Aku menghargainya

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Aku akan memesan

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Pan

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Pan

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Pan

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Panca

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Panclock

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Pancake Okay Aku pesan Pancake

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Pancake Pancock Pancake Pancake

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Aku begitu bodoh Oh jangan menangis

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Bodoh Bodoh Bodoh Jangan menangis

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Aku tidak tahu apa2 Apa pecundang

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Aku akan beritahumu mesti apa Kenapa kau tidak duduk saja bersamaku

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У меня интересные новости Да Что такое

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Я вроде как усыновил ребёнка

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Что ты имеешь в виду

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Я говорю о том что ты теперь дедушка

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Кто доверит тебе ребёнка черт побери

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Служба Социального Обеспечения

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Ты идиот Верни им этого мальчика

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Его мама

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Подожди

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Иди поиграй с голубями приятель

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Я пытался его вернуть но я не могу Понимаешь

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Мне нужна твоя помощь

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Все хреново Ванесса бросила меня Я не знаю что делаю

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Ты чертовски прав

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Ребёнок всегда рядом

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Он никогда не оставляет меня в покое

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Казалось бы он должен хотеть побыть один Я в глубоком дерьме

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Верни этого ребёнка пока ты не испортил жизнь вам обоим

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Я очень это ценю

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Да ему в трущобах будет лучше

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Я буду лучшим отцом чем ты

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Невозможно Ты заботишься только о себе

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Да Нет я забочусь о том чтобы ты поменьше заплатил за этот звонок

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Te tengo una noticia interesante Qué

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Adopté a un niño

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De qué hablas

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Hablo de que eres abuelo Felicidades

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Quién diablos te daría un niño

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Servicios Sociales

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Idiota Más vale que devuelvas a ese niño

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Su mamá

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Un momento

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Ve a jugar con las palomas camarada

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Traté de devolverlo pero no puedo está bien

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Necesito tu ayuda

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Estoy frito Vanessa me dejó No sé qué estoy haciendo

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Ya lo creo

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El niño no se me despega

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En 3 días no me ha dejado en paz

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No le interesa estar solo Estoy en un gran lío

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Devuelve al niño o arruinará tu vida y la suya

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Te agradezco tu apoyo

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Le iría mejor viviendo en un basurero

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Yo seré mejor papá que tú

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lmposible lo único que te importa eres tú

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Sí Pues me importa que ahorres dinero en esta Ilamada

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

1,277

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:14

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.