I got some interesting news? Oh yeah, what? I kind of adopted a kid What the hell are you...
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Sonny:
I got some interesting news?
Lenny:
Oh yeah, what?
Sonny:
I kind of adopted a kid
Lenny:
What the hell are you talking about?
Sonny:
I'm talking about you being a grandfather! Congratulations!
Lenny:
Who the hell would give you a kid?
Sonny:
Social Services.
Lenny:
You idiot! You better give that kid back!
Sonny:
His mother's... hang on, hang on.
Sonny:
[shouts at Julian, from afar]
Go play with them pigeons, buddy!
Sonny:
I tried to give him back. I just, I just, I just can't, Dad. I need your help. I'm in a bad way right now, Vanessa dumped me, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!
Lenny:
You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing!
Sonny:
The kid is always around, especially for the last few days. You think he'd give me a little privacy but he just never leaves me alone, I'm in deep shit.
Lenny:
Just give that kid back right now, before you ruin BOTH YOUR LIVES!
Sonny:
Oh, I appreciate that Dad.
Lenny:
He'd be better off living in a dumpster then living with you!
Sonny:
WELL I'LL BE A BETTER FATHER THEN YOU!
Lenny:
That's impossible, all you ever care about is yourself.
Sonny:
I care about you saving money on this phone call.
[banging phone receiver several times before hanging up]
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I got some interesting news
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Oh yeah What
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Kind of adopted a kid
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What the hell are you talking about
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I'm talking about you being a grandfather Congratulations
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Who the hell would give you a kid
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Social Services
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You idiot You better give that kid back
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His mother's
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Hang on Hang on
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Go play with them pigeons buddy
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I tried to give him back I just can't Dad All right
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Look I need your help
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I'm in a bad way right now Vanessa dumped me
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing
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You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing
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The kid is always around
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The past three days he just never leaves me alone
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You would think he'd want some privacy but he doesn't I'm in deep shit
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Just give that kid back before you ruin both your lives
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Oh I appreciate that Dad
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He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you
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I'll be a better father than you
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That's impossible Because all you care about is yourself
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Yeah No I care about you saving money on this phone call
Clip duration: 60 seconds
Views: 243
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 14s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
Comments
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00:04 Total Mind blow
00:12 WHAT DO YOU SAY
00:09 Let me have that
00:12 Are you all hopped out
00:13 I was gonna give you a buzz
00:30 Electricity
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00:22 You like hockey You like hockey
00:08 I wipe my own ass
00:06 Scuba Steve damn you
00:14 What you need a father figure Stop pulling your...
00:07 Nice parenting
00:24 This is a rough patch in my life right now
00:06 We wasted the good surprise on you
00:10 Objection Shut up Tommy
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00:06 We wasted the good surprise on you