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That relationship'slasted a lot longerthan I thought it would. Look at his eyes though.He's bored out of his mind.I give it two more weeks. Hey, excuse me.Everybody! Hey! I'm sorry. I wanted to thank youall for coming tonight. Uh, or I guess I should say: I'm getting it. TomorrowI'm leaving for China to represent the fine firmof Morton and Mandel. Yes, me, the same guy who onceshaved his ass to win a $5 bet. Prove it! Just kidding. But I am real gladyou're all here tonight, because I'm about to dosomething that I never thoughtI'd have the guts to do. You're not proposing,are you? Uh, yeah, pal, I am. Well, think about it,you know? God, Sonny, shut up!
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THE CROWNSAYERS' DANCIN' IN THE MOONLIGHT PLAYING ON STEREO
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That relationship's lasted a lot longer than I thought it would
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Look at his eyes though He's bored out of his mind I give it two more weeks
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Hey excuse me Everybody Hey
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I'm sorry I wanted to thank you all for coming tonight
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Uh or I guess I should say
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SPEAKS IN CHINESE
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I'm getting it Tomorrow I'm leaving for China
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to represent the fine firm of Morton and Mandel
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Yes me the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a 5 bet
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Prove it
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Just kidding
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But I am real glad you're all here tonight
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because I'm about to do something that I never thought I'd have the guts to do
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You're not proposing are you
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Uh yeah pal I am
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Well think about it you know
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God Sonny shut up
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Movie Summary
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.