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Big Daddy

Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!

Nazo: Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!

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You always order three pieces of cheesecake
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
3,049
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:23
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Out of the Blue... Entertainment,Jack Giarraputo Productions

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Movie Summary

A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

Actors

Rob Schneider
Delivery Guy
Rob Schneider
The real Kevin Gerrity called me up he asked me to take care ofSave it Mr KoufaxThe kid has to come with me now or I'll have you arrestedTake out your handcuffs thenI don't have any handcuffs but two policemen downstairs do - Big Daddy 00:14
The real Kevin Gerrity called me up he asked me to take care...
You don't want me here anymore? - Big Daddy 00:33
You don't want me here anymore?
You don't want me here anymoreNo that's not it palYou just gotta go away for a little whileHow long am I going away forI don't wanna lie to youI don't think we're gonnabe seeing each other anymoreI screwed up pal I'm so sorryCome herePut your coat onIt's - Big Daddy 01:14
You don't want me here anymoreNo that's not it...
It's not your fault, okay? - Big Daddy 00:10
It's not your fault, okay?
Please don't make me go. - Big Daddy 00:31
Please don't make me go.
But I wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass - Big Daddy 00:05
But I wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass
Layla, they took the kid. - Big Daddy 01:02
Layla, they took the kid.
Koufax is a good egg He was nice to that kidBut he fights like a girl You like thatI'm right here missWhat are you gonna do about itLAUGHINGWhat are you drunk Mr HerlihyWell I had a few chardonnays What of itGet off the stand pleaseYou got itI've got a - Big Daddy 00:25
Koufax is a good egg He was nice to that kidBut he fights...
Mr Koufax is a really cool guy I wish my dad was as cool as himYou see my dad was a military manGuess I wasn't such a good soldierWhen I was 35 years old he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping one afternoonI woke up broke his arm haven't - Big Daddy 00:48
Mr Koufax is a really cool guy I wish my dad was as cool as...
And how long have you been delivering food to Mr KoufaxI deliver food for six yearsPlus I'm stripper But I've put on weight so it's problemI see And in your experience was Sonny a good father to JulianOh yes They make terrific pairThey went together like - Big Daddy 00:42
And how long have you been delivering food to Mr KoufaxI...
HOMELESS GUY Yes considering we're in AmericaI mean if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs why don't you get the hell out - Big Daddy 00:07
HOMELESS GUY Yes considering we're in AmericaI mean if...
And how long have you disliked Mr KoufaxSince the day I met himAnd for the record where did you work while you attended medical schoolHootersNo further questionsAsshole - Big Daddy 00:18
And how long have you disliked Mr KoufaxSince the day I met...
If it's okay with you, Julian, I'd like to ask you a few questions. - Big Daddy 00:19
If it's okay with you, Julian, I'd like to ask you...
That's better, huh? - Big Daddy 00:41
That's better, huh?
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands. - Big Daddy 00:51
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American...
Objection Your HonorThis court is after the truth not the opinion of the defendant's fatherYou want my opinion My son is a moronI withdraw my objection Please proceed - Big Daddy 00:12
Objection Your HonorThis court is after the truth not the...
Objection Shut up TommySorry Mr Koufax - Big Daddy 00:06
Objection Shut up TommySorry Mr Koufax
Hey I love youWhat You don't have to be scaredIt's all rightWhat are you talking about I'm not scaredIf I get custody of Julian I'll be his father foreverAnd that scares you because you think there's a good chance I might failSonny it's more than a chance - Big Daddy 01:22
Hey I love youWhat You don't have to be scaredIt's...
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhoodor I might break my legs skiingBut don't be scared about me being a dad because I will not fail at that I can'tI love this kid too muchI love him as much as you love me DadAnd I'm gonna - Big Daddy 00:29
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad...
Don't be scared about me making moneyI am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of itShe'll be my sugar mamaOh I gotta get me one of those - Big Daddy 00:12
Don't be scared about me making moneyI am in love with...