"Big Fish" quotes

00:27 I'll be here and you'll come and go as you please to one... 00:23 Logically you couldn't be the witch because she was 00:15 I was never much for being at home Will Too confining 00:14 You must've taken a shortcut Why yes I did It almost killed... 00:35 Fate has a cruel way of circling around on you 00:10 Truth is I've always been a fool 00:06 I'm not going to hurt you 00:10 It's been a month today 00:10 Dad I have no idea who you are 00:07 But my name's Edward Bloom 00:08 I'm robbin' this place 00:39 Tell me how it happens 00:08 And that's how it happens 00:14 I caught an uncatchable fish 00:14 Your mother was never supposed to marry me 00:14 I've told you a thousand facts 00:07 This isn't how I die 00:11 Her favorite flower is daffodils 00:10 And we have to take Glenville to avoid traffic 00:12 I'm just trying to reconcile the two 00:09 She said that the biggest fish in the river 00:08 You were a big fish in a small pond 00:08 She likes music 00:26 The big guy likes it 00:14 That he becomes the stories 00:10 The story of my life 00:10 I know better than to argue romance with a French woman 00:12 I was living in a fairytale 00:09 She said that the biggest fish in the river 00:09 You become what you always were 00:09 Not by armed bandits but by speculators in Texas real estate 00:16 I don't want to eat you 00:15 I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born 00:17 In telling the story of my father's life 00:14 That was my father's final joke 00:14 Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman 00:25 I was thinking about death and all 00:39 And the strange thing is 00:07 You don't know me but my name is Edward Bloom 00:11 That night I discovered that most things you consider evil... 00:14 A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the... 00:23 A man sees things differently at different times in his life 00:06 Oh come on I can't go back I'm a human sacrifice 00:09 She'll make soap out of you That's what she does 00:08 Friend 00:05 Because the damn church people drive too slow 00:13 With my prospects few 00:22 Will never told you 00:10 Promise me you'll come back 00:04 This is not how I go 00:09 I was the biggest thing Ashton had ever seen 00:04 I was drying out 00:11 What do you want Will Who do you want me to be 00:19 There's leeches in there 00:05 He's almost a stranger and I prefer him to you 00:34 You know about icebergs Dad Do I 00:11 Your name's different Did you get married 00:05 I don't think I'll ever dry out 00:08 And I may not have much 00:36 I just saw the woman I'm gonna marry 00:15 Tell me Karl have you ever heard the term involuntary... 00:05 Every day a new adventure That's my motto 00:06 You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny 00:06 It's rude to talk about religion You never know who you're... 00:15 Didn't kill anything did I 00:10 And what I recall of Sunday school was that 00:35 Your father ever tell you about the day you were born 00:11 Can I take your picture Oh you don't need a picture 00:36 I've been working on this poem for 12 years 00:10 Is it true she got a glass eye I heard she got it from... 00:35 You are in for a surprise Am I 00:07 Sandra Templeton I love you and I will marry you 00:14 Now there comes a point when a reasonable man 00:12 It occurred to me then that perhaps the reason for my growth 00:35 Hi How are you feeling 00:31 People needn't worry so much It's not my time yet 00:10 I've been nothing but myself since the day I was born 00:21 In telling the story of my father's life 00:09 You see most men they'll tell you a story straight through 00:35 I don't know if you're aware of this Josephine