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It's rude to talk about religion You never know who you're gonna offend
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Big Fish

It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend

Senior Ed Bloom:It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend

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It's rude to talk about religion You never know who you're gonna offend
Available in 4 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
949
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:22
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, fantasy
Production
Columbia Pictures,The Zanuck Company,Jinks/Cohen Company,Tim Burton Productions

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Movie Summary

A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying father's life.

Actors

Albert Finney
Ed Bloom - Senior
Albert Finney
Josephine actually went to the Congo last year. - Big Fish 00:09
Josephine actually went to the Congo last year.
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Hi How are you feelingOh I was dreamingWhat were you...
Can I take your picture Oh you don't need a pictureJust look up the word handsome in the dictionary - Big Fish 00:11
Can I take your picture Oh you don't need a pictureJust...
I have photos of the wedding to show you. - Big Fish 00:07
I have photos of the wedding to show you.
I want to see pictures of your wedding. - Big Fish 00:57
I want to see pictures of your wedding.
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Your mother in law was never supposed to marry meShe was...
RINGMASTER: Hey! - Big Fish 00:51
RINGMASTER: Hey!
When I met this man, he was picking oranges in Florida. - Big Fish 00:48
When I met this man, he was picking oranges in Florida.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thank y'all for coming. - Big Fish 00:31
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thank...
They say when you meet the love of your life time stopsAnd that's trueWhat they don't tell you is that once time starts againit moves extra fast to catch up - Big Fish 01:00
They say when you meet the love of your life time stopsAnd...
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. - Big Fish 00:15
What they don't tell you is that once time starts...
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again... - Big Fish 00:10
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again...
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Uh... What's your name? -It's Karl. -Karl. Uh...
Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"? - Big Fish 00:21
Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term...
Eh, Mr. - Big Fish 00:08
Eh, Mr.
Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, kid. -Your friend just made himself a star. -EDWARD: Oh, that's great. - - Big Fish 00:24
Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, kid. -Your friend just made...
What's the matter, kid? - Big Fish 00:37
What's the matter, kid?
I just saw the woman I'm gonna marryI know it But I lost herOh tough breakWell most men have to get married before they lose their wivesI'm gonna spend every day of the rest of my life looking for herThat or die aloneDamn kidLet me guess Real - Big Fish 00:58
I just saw the woman I'm gonna marryI know it But I...
You were a big fish in a small pond but this here is the oceanand you're drowningTake my advice go back to Puddleville You'II be happy there - Big Fish 00:10
You were a big fish in a small pond but this here is the...
And I may not have muchbut I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet - Big Fish 00:08
And I may not have muchbut I have more determination than...