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I've told you a thousand facts Will That's what I do I tell storiesYou tell lies Dad
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Big Fish

You tell lies, Dad

Senior Ed Bloom:I've told you a thousand facts, Will, that's what I do. I tell stories.Will Bloom:You tell lies, Dad

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I've told you a thousand facts Will That's what I do I tell stories
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You tell lies Dad
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,005
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:07
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, fantasy
Production
Columbia Pictures,The Zanuck Company,Jinks/Cohen Company,Tim Burton Productions

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Movie Summary

A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying father's life.

Actors

Billy Crudup
Will Bloom
Billy Crudup
You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combinedJust as charming and just as fake - Big Fish 00:06
You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny...
Look. I... I'm about to have... a kid of my own. - Big Fish 00:36
Look. I... I'm about to have... a kid of my own.
What do you want Will Who do you want me to beJust yourselfGood bad everything Just show me who you are for once - Big Fish 00:11
What do you want Will Who do you want me to beJust...
I've been nothing but myself since the day I was bornAnd if you can't see that it's your failing not mine - Big Fish 00:09
I've been nothing but myself since the day I was...
Your father decided that he needed to have an office, and, well, of course, it wouldn't do to have it in the house. - Big Fish 00:17
Your father decided that he needed to have an office, and,...
What is it? - Big Fish 00:24
What is it?
I need to lie down for a bit. - Big Fish 00:07
I need to lie down for a bit.
With my prospects fewl took a job as a traveling salesman It suited meIf there was one thing you can say about Edward Bloomit's that l am a social person - Big Fish 00:13
With my prospects fewl took a job as a traveling salesman It...
I'd like a moment of your time to tell you about my new product... - Big Fish 00:08
I'd like a moment of your time to tell you about my new...
A few years later, I added other products and other cities... - Big Fish 00:09
A few years later, I added other products and other cities.....
Every day a new adventure That's my motto - Big Fish 00:05
Every day a new adventure That's my motto
And what are you doing nowI'm robbing this place - Big Fish 00:07
And what are you doing nowI'm robbing this place
- Would you mind grabbing that? - What? - Big Fish 00:15
- Would you mind grabbing that? - What?
All right, you! You help my friend, okay? - Big Fish 00:08
All right, you! You help my friend, okay?
I'm sorry, ma'am. I am. - Big Fish 00:12
I'm sorry, ma'am. I am.
There's no money. - Big Fish 00:19
There's no money.
Not by armed bandits but by speculators in Texas real estate - Big Fish 00:09
Not by armed bandits but by speculators in Texas real estate
Whoo-hoo! - Big Fish 00:12
Whoo-hoo!
This is it? - Big Fish 00:07
This is it?
Edward, it's got your deposit slip on it. - Big Fish 01:00
Edward, it's got your deposit slip on it.