"The milkman just dropped dead on the porch." Because see, my mother was banging the...
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Senior Ed Bloom:
[quoting his mother]
"The milkman just dropped dead on the porch." Because see, my mother was banging the milkman.
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"This morning , the milkman
dropped dead on the porch . "
Because , see , my mother
was banging the milkman .
-Can I take your picture?
-Oh , you don't need a picture .
J ust look up the word "handsome"
in the dictionary .
Please?
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 433
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, drama, fantasy
Summary: A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying father's life.
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00:11 Violets are blue
00:12 I was living in a fairytale
00:10 I know better than to argue romance with a French woman
00:10 The story of my life
00:14 That he becomes the stories
00:08 She likes music
00:14 I caught an uncatchable fish
00:26 The big guy likes it
00:08 You were a big fish in a small pond
00:16 So this is a tall tale
00:14 Your mother was never supposed to marry me
00:12 I'm just trying to reconcile the two
00:11 Her favorite flower is daffodils
00:39 Tell me how it happens
00:14 I've told you a thousand facts
00:08 I'm robbin' this place
00:06 I'm not going to hurt you
00:31 As soon as my bones had settled in their adult configuration
00:15 I'll talk to him
00:20 You don't know me