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You are in for a surpriseAm IHaving a kid changes everythingThere's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feedingDid you do any of that NoBut I hear it's terribleThen you spend years trying to

You learned from the best

Big Fish • 2003

Senior Ed Bloom:You are in for a surprise.Will Bloom:Am I?Senior Ed Bloom:Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.Will Bloom:You do any of that?Senior Ed Bloom:No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.Will Bloom:You think I'm up for it?Senior Ed Bloom:You learned from the best

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You are in for a surprise

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Am I

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Having a kid changes everything

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There's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feeding

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Did you do any of that No

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But I hear it's terrible

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Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child

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fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine

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You think I'm up for it You learned from the best

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يجب أن يقلق الناس كثيرا لم يأت وقتي بعد

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لن أموت هكذا

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حقا حقا رأيت ذلك في العين

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العجوز في المستنقع كانت ساحرة

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كانت عجوزا وربما خرفة

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رأيت موتي في تلك العين ولن أموت هكذا

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كيف ستموت

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نهاية مفاجئة لا أريد أن أفسدها عليك

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ظنت والدتك أننا لن نتخاطب ثانية

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Говорили что из всех ведьм в Алабаме эта внушает наибольший страх

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Ведь один глаз у неё был стеклянный и по слухам не простой а волшебный

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Если глядеть на этот глаз то узнаешь как сдохнешь

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Это враки и она не настоящая ведьма это точно

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Если точно может ты достанешь глаз

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Говорят он в шкатулке на тумбочке

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Или кишка тонка

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Хорошо хоть сейчас

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Иди туда Вот и схожу

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Вот и топай

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Всё я иду

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Эдвард не нужно

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Está en una caja en la mesilla de noche O te da miedo

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Ahora mismo entro y lo cojo

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Venga Vale

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Venga Vale voy

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Edward no

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Te va a convertir en jabón Eso es lo que hace

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convierte a la gente en jabón

Available in 7 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

959

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:49

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

adventure, drama, fantasy

Production

Columbia Pictures,The Zanuck Company,Jinks/Cohen Company,Tim Burton Productions

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Movie Summary

A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying father's life.

Actors

Will Bloom

Ed Bloom - Senior