You are in for a surprise. Am I? Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the...
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Senior Ed Bloom:
You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom:
Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom:
Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom:
You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom:
No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom:
You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom:
You learned from the best.
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You are in for a surprise Am I
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Having a kid changes everything
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There's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feeding
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Did you do any of that No
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But I hear it's terrible
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Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child
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fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine
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You think I'm up for it You learned from the best
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 196
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 49s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: adventure, drama, fantasy
Summary: A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying father's life.
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