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"Big Stan" quotes

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A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.

Director: Rob Schneider
Writer: Josh Lieb
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2007
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 06 Jun 2008
Awards: N/A

18 Clips

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I'm truly sorry - Big Stan 00:26 I'm truly sorry Where did that come form - Big Stan 00:23 Where did that come form Where are you from - Big Stan 00:13 Where are you from Can we rape them - Big Stan 00:24 Can we rape them I will be un rapeable - Big Stan 00:06 I will be un rapeable That's what she said - Big Stan 00:05 That's what she said Looks like everybody's gonna rape you - Big Stan 00:21 Looks like everybody's gonna rape you You might as well buy a welcome mat - Big Stan 00:08 You might as well buy a welcome mat Don't go near those guys - Big Stan 00:14 Don't go near those guys Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody - Big Stan 00:12 Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody Stan you ever have two Asian men pounding your balls - Big Stan 00:08 Stan you ever have two Asian men pounding your balls Somebody didn't strengthen their titties - Big Stan 00:05 Somebody didn't strengthen their titties The Master has taught you well - Big Stan 00:16 The Master has taught you well I don't think The Master prepares you for this - Big Stan 00:14 I don't think The Master prepares you for this What's gonna happen - Big Stan 00:10 What's gonna happen Now pick up your gold teeth - Big Stan 00:14 Now pick up your gold teeth Is your grandmother still alive - Big Stan 00:18 Is your grandmother still alive

Cast

Big Stan - Rob Schneider
The Master - David Carradine
Mindy - Jennifer Morrison
Warden Gasque - Scott Wilson
Mal - Richard Kind
All Cast