You just can't beat these when they're really fresh. Anyway, Eliot should probably tell...
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[first lines] Puggy:
God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the Earth is filled with violence because of them. You are to bring into the Ark two of all living creatures to keep them alive with you." [eats a Frito] Puggy:
In other words, life is hard, so you'd better find someone who'll be your partner. Eliot Arnold's story is a lot like Noah's, except Eliot's story takes place in Miami. [eats another] Puggy:
You just can't beat these when they're really fresh. Anyway, Eliot should probably tell you exactly what happened because I was locked in the trunk of a police car for part of it. My name is Puggy and I live in a tree... I hope I didn't ruin anything for you
God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the Earth is filled with violence because of them. You are to bring into the Ark two of all living creatures to keep them alive with you." [eats a Frito] Puggy:
In other words, life is hard, so you'd better find someone who'll be your partner. Eliot Arnold's story is a lot like Noah's, except Eliot's story takes place in Miami. [eats another] Puggy:
You just can't beat these when they're really fresh. Anyway, Eliot should probably tell you exactly what happened because I was locked in the trunk of a police car for part of it. My name is Puggy and I live in a tree... I hope I didn't ruin anything for you
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Find a cop
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I need help right now
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There's a hostage situation here at the airport
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Where I don't know where
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Well we can't help you can we
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You got a twin brother works at Bayside Maybe
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I need to use your phone
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That's for airport security personnel and cops only
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I am a cop Can't you see the uniform
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Where's your badge It was stolen
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Where's your gun your flashlight They were stolen too
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Look are you gonna help me or are you gonna be a big fat stupid asshole
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Strip search
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen
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Movie Summary
The lives of several Miami denizens, from ad agents to gunrunners to street thugs to law enforcement to school-children, intersect with humorous and dangerous results.
