I know, I know. You know, I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody
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Henry Desalvo:
I got a great New York Strip over there that cost me $27 and change, and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar butt. Now please put out your cigars. Bruce:
There's no rule against smoking here. Henry Desalvo:
This isn't about rules, it's about manners. Now there's no rule that says that I cant come over here and fart on your entree. But I don't do it. Why? Because it's not good manners. So I ask you again, in the nicest possible way, please put out the cigars, okay? Bruce:
[blows smoke in Henry's face]
No. [He turns to his companions and they all laugh... until Henry seizes his hand, breaks his middle and index fingers, and drops his cigar into his glass of brandy, then plucks away the nearest diner's cigar and drops his cigar into his brandy. He just looks at the remaining two diners, who quickly extinguish their cigars in their own brandies] Henry Desalvo:
Thank you. Bruce:
[gasping]
I hope you realize you've just committed assault. Henry Desalvo:
I know, I know. You know, I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody
I got a great New York Strip over there that cost me $27 and change, and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar butt. Now please put out your cigars. Bruce:
There's no rule against smoking here. Henry Desalvo:
This isn't about rules, it's about manners. Now there's no rule that says that I cant come over here and fart on your entree. But I don't do it. Why? Because it's not good manners. So I ask you again, in the nicest possible way, please put out the cigars, okay? Bruce:
[blows smoke in Henry's face]
No. [He turns to his companions and they all laugh... until Henry seizes his hand, breaks his middle and index fingers, and drops his cigar into his glass of brandy, then plucks away the nearest diner's cigar and drops his cigar into his brandy. He just looks at the remaining two diners, who quickly extinguish their cigars in their own brandies] Henry Desalvo:
Thank you. Bruce:
[gasping]
I hope you realize you've just committed assault. Henry Desalvo:
I know, I know. You know, I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody
Full Transcript
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I got a great New York strip sitting over there
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cost me 27 and change
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and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar
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Listen ace number one you're eating a steak
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at a place called Joe's Stone Crab
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And number two
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there's no rule that says we can't smoke
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Well number one my name is not Ace
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And number two I'm not talking about rules here
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I'm talking about manners
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You see there is no rule
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that says I can't come over here
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and fart on your entree
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but I don't do it
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Why Because it's not good manners
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So I ask you again in the nicest possible way
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to please put out the cigars okay
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Thank you
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I hope you realize you've just committed assault
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I know I know you know I remember a time
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was you actually had to hit somebody
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Movie Summary
The lives of several Miami denizens, from ad agents to gunrunners to street thugs to law enforcement to school-children, intersect with humorous and dangerous results.
Actors
Henry Desalvo
Bruce
