"Big Trouble in Little China" quotes
When trucker Jack Burton agreed to take his friend, Wang Chi, to pick up his fiancee at the airport, he never expected to get involved in a supernatural battle between good and evil. Wang's fiancee has emerald green eyes, which make her a perfect target for immortal sorcerer Lo Pan—who must marry a girl with green eyes so he can regain his physical form.
Director: John Carpenter
Writer: Gary Goldman, David Z. Weinstein, W.D. Richter
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $11,100,000
Released: 02 Jul 1986
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination
04:05 Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento
00:35 There have been others
00:20 We take what we want and leave the rest
00:26 Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine
00:24 When some wild eyed maniac grabs your neck
00:07 Tell me what is goin' on The truth
00:06 Where's Jack It's OK Everybody relax I'm here
00:10 OK You people sit tight hold the fort and keep the home...
00:08 Wait a minute I'm a reasonable guy
00:09 What's in the flask Magic potion
00:10 I don't get this at all I thought Shut up Mr Burton
00:12 It's like I told my last wife
00:04 Don't look Jack I already did
00:09 What does that say
00:07 Old Jack always says
00:06 We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't we Wang
00:10 You can rule the universe from beyond the grave
00:20 You can see things no one else can see do things no one else...
00:09 Here let me hold that A brave man likes to feel nature on...
00:07 This is Jack Burton at the Pork Chop Express and I'm...
00:06 Are you crazy Is that your problem No he means it Jack
00:04 Son of a bitch must pay
00:18 Well you see I'm not sayin' that I've been...
00:26 I feel pretty good You know I'm not
00:13 Wang these guys these Sing Dings They got enemies
00:37 When I find her I will marry her Never
00:12 From there we can Do you have a gun I hope
00:12 That is not water
00:14 How do you do ma'am Henry Swanson's my name and...
00:08 Who are these people Friends of yours Now this really pisses...
00:04 Nothin' or double
00:07 And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here She can't...
00:10 What the hell They got a clubhouse where they hang out
00:06 You got a tongue Dave Ask her yourself
00:05 Down Lo Pan is down there Down where
00:08 This is gonna take crackerjack timing Total concentration...
00:11 Two three feet thick I'll bet Probably welded shut and...
00:13 You will come out no more
00:10 I can see things no one else can see
00:30 But if I'm gonna be your attorney there are a few...
00:18 No I don't understand I don't belong to you
00:06 What was that 6 9 on the Richter scale Hang on
00:06 This is just so shocking I mean I mustjust be so...
00:16 Jack listen I need more of your help I can't pay you...
00:14 I gotta go somewhere No you don't
00:20 What does it mean
00:13 Is this gonna get ugly now I hope not
00:06 You'll gang up on Jack so fast he won't know what...
00:13 This is my neighbourhood Sure it was a war
00:06 Then that was your abandoned truck Abandoned like hell
00:09 Well what a night's work You got a problem like that...
00:09 My soul swims in it scattered across time trapped in the...
00:05 It's all in the reflexes It always works at home
00:10 What I'm supposed to buy this shit 2 000 years and he...
00:06 Play your cards right you live to talk about it
00:04 You never could beat me Egg Shen
00:07 We're getting close Real close And now for some more...
00:14 No pathetic excuses
00:06 How'd you get up there It wasn't easy Stand aside
00:29 You know what I don't like Where is everybody
00:08 That's why the bottle didn't slice My mind and my...
00:11 And now my beloved disciples
00:35 They have returned
00:21 So who are we pickin' up A girl I don't wanna talk...
00:20 Whoa Who is that
00:11 Jack check this out
00:07 Where is the universe Come on Jack Don't be afraid
00:13 Wait a minute
00:05 Let's you and me have a little talk friend
00:08 I'd go with you but
00:20 Will you just stop rubbing your body up against mine
00:13 Nah you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like...
00:14 Here's to the army and navy and the battles they have...
00:07 God aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye
00:05 Hollow Fuck it
00:21 I don't know what that means All I know is this Lo Pan...
00:15 That sounds pretty great But sooner or later I rub everybody...
00:09 Which Lo Pan Little old basket case on wheels or the ten...
00:13 I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't...
00:16 Of course the Chinese mix everything up Look at what they...
00:12 Yeah it did Two hours ago Tall guy weird clothes First you...
00:12 My God no Please What is that Don't tell me
00:22 Ch'ing ti will be happy and my curse lifted
00:18 Mr Burton if you have an influence over your youthful friend...
00:11 We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't we Wang
00:10 We made it Holy shit we made it
00:08 What are you doing here Don't panic It's only me...
00:08 How do you do ma'am Henry Swanson's my name and...
00:21 There have been others to be sure There are always others...
Cast
Jack Burton - Kurt Russell
Gracie Law - Kim Cattrall
Wang Chi - Dennis Dun
David Lo Pan - James Hong
Egg Shen - Victor Wong