Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento... well, there's gotta be a listing, honey, cause I...

Jack Burton: Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento... well, there's gotta be a listing, honey, cause I pay 'em 6 G's a year in premiums. Uncle Chu: China is here, Mr. Burton. The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong, they've been fighting for centuries. Jack Burton: What does that mean? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth! Wang Chi: Jack, please... [lightning strikes and Wang becomes silent] Uncle Chu: When did this happen? Wang Chi: It didn't, uncle Chu, not like he says. Jack Burton: [diverting from his phone call] Yeah, it did, uncle Chu, 2 hours ago. Tall guy, weird clothes, first you see him then you don't. [back to his call] Jack Burton: Yeah, is this just a switch board or something... Uncle Chu: Lo Pan appeared on the street? Wang Chi, why didn't you tell me? Wang Chi: I didn't want to alarm you, uncle. Jack Burton: [on his phone call] I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't want to hear "act of God," alright? [enter Eddie] Eddie: Good afternoon, Mr. Wong. Wang Chi: Eddie, meet my dear friend Jack Burton. Eddie is the new maitre'd here at the Black Pool. Eddie: And a whole lot more. Jack Burton: [on his phone call] I don't know my policy number, it's in the glove compartment. Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya? Eddie: Jack Burton? [Jack turns to his name being called] Eddie: Wow, the guy you always told me about, huh? So that was your abandoned truck. Jack Burton: Abandoned, like hell! [into the phone] Jack Burton: Hey! Hello! Hello! Ahh, Christ. Eddie: Bad news. The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away. Jack Burton: They stole my truck? Wang Chi: Take it easy, Jack, you're with friends. We'll find it for you. Jack Burton: Damn right, you will. And my money, and time is money to a guy like me... [points to uncle Chu] Jack Burton: ... and your phone is dead, by the way.

Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento. There's got to be a listing! I pay them six Gs a year. China is here, Mr. Burton. The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong, they've been fighting for centuries. What does that mean-- China is here? I don't even know what that means. All I know is, this Lo Pan character suddenly appears in the middle of an alley, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck through him! Jack, please! - [Thunder] - Hello. Hello. When did this happen? It didn't, Uncle Chu. Yeah, it did. Tall guy, weird clothes. Is this just a switchboard? Lo Pan appeared on the street? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't want to alarm you. It's an accident, not an act of God. Look, what's your name? Mine'sJack Burton. Good afternoon, Mr. Wong. Eddie Lee, meet Jack Burton. He's a maitre d'. And a whole lot more. I don't know my policy number. Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will you? Jack Burton? Yeah? Oh. Go ahead. Boy! The guy you always told me about, huh? Then that was your abandoned truck. Abandoned like hell. Yeah. Hello? Ha, ha, ha! Aw, Christ! The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away. They stole my truck? We'll find it for you. You're damn right you will. Money and time are important to me. Your phone is dead. I lost a girl. The Lords of Death were joyriding, not acting on any orders from the Wing Kong. Theywanted a girl. Miao Yin was there. That skirmish happened because Lo Pan ordered the boss of the Chang Sings assassinated. That was his funeral. It was a war. Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law. Great. Just passing through the neighborhood? This is my neighborhood. Sure, it was a war. Anybody there went to the hell of being cut to pieces. Hell of what? Chinese have a lot of hells. Why is Gracie Law here? She can't get enough of me. You know I'm always poking my nose where it doesn't belong. This mix-up is my fault, sort of. But I heard those punks that jumped me took the girl they kidnapped to the White Tigers for a quick sale. Who was she? My fiancee. The White Tigers? Ifwe get there tonight, we can buy her back. A search warrant's too complicated. Hold it. I'm feeling like an outsider. You are. Jack, I need more help. I can't pay you today. I need cash for Miao Yin. It's gonna cost. She's got green eyes. Oh, no. That's an extra to these people. What people? Look, this Lo Pan I ran over-- through... has spirit medium powers. His flesh and his bones are atomized. He becomes a dream. What? That's an exaggeration. Please, help me, OK? I got a great idea. Please, help me, OK? I got a great idea. Relax. I am relaxed. I'd go with you, but those slavers know my face, and they'd want to push it in. No, they won't. Jack, my destiny rests in your capable hands.