I hear the Spanish are hunky. You hear wrong! Catholics can't put on muscle mass because...

Molly: I hear the Spanish are hunky.
Sir Francis Walsingham: You hear wrong! Catholics can't put on muscle mass because God hates them! They've no muscle and no backbone, like snakes!
Molly: Surely snakes are all backbone.
Sir Francis Walsingham: Well, like worms then.
Molly: Oh, no, worms are all muscle.
Sir Francis Walsingham: Someone knows a lot about Catholics!
Molly: No, no, just garden creatures.
Sir Francis Walsingham: One can't be too careful, Molly. They're everywhere, you know. The Catholic threat may be sleeping now but it will soon awaken like a...
Molly: Bear?
Sir Francis Walsingham: Yes! Good! Like a non-muscular spineless bear!