Not to mention making my dad his own son
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Bill:
[Bill And Ted are giving a wedding toast]
Hello, friends and loved ones. Ted:
Let us welcome you to this most joyous of occasions. Bill:
Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities for many decades. First, she was our babysitter when we were 10. Ted:
Then we both invited her to the prom when she was a senior and we were freshmen. Bill:
Two years later, she married my dad, and Missy became Mom. Ted:
After divorcing Bill's dad, she married my dad and became my mom. Bill:
Yeah. And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, Officer Deacon Logan. [Missy and Deacon kiss as the crowd applauds] Ted:
Missy, Bill and I, along with my beautiful wife Elizabeth and our daughter Billie... Bill:
...and my beautiful wife Joanna and our daughter Thea, all wanna welcome you back... Bill, Ted:
[in unison]
... with open arms! Bill:
This happy event would seem to make Deacon his own father-in-law. And Ted his own uncle. Ted:
Not to mention making my dad his own son
[Bill And Ted are giving a wedding toast]
Hello, friends and loved ones. Ted:
Let us welcome you to this most joyous of occasions. Bill:
Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities for many decades. First, she was our babysitter when we were 10. Ted:
Then we both invited her to the prom when she was a senior and we were freshmen. Bill:
Two years later, she married my dad, and Missy became Mom. Ted:
After divorcing Bill's dad, she married my dad and became my mom. Bill:
Yeah. And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, Officer Deacon Logan. [Missy and Deacon kiss as the crowd applauds] Ted:
Missy, Bill and I, along with my beautiful wife Elizabeth and our daughter Billie... Bill:
...and my beautiful wife Joanna and our daughter Thea, all wanna welcome you back... Bill, Ted:
[in unison]
... with open arms! Bill:
This happy event would seem to make Deacon his own father-in-law. And Ted his own uncle. Ted:
Not to mention making my dad his own son
Full Transcript
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Hello friends and loved ones
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Let us welcome you one and all
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to this most joyous of occasions
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Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities
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for many decades
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First she was our babysitter when we were ten
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Then we both invited her to the prom
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when she was a senior and we were freshmen
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Yeah
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Two years later she married my dad
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and Missy became Mom
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After divorcing Bill's dad she married my dad
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and became my mom
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Yeah
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And now she's marrying Ted's little brother
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Officer Deacon Logan
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Yeah
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Missy Bill and I
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along with my beautiful wife Elizabeth
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and our daughter Billie
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And my beautiful wife Joanna and our daughter Thea
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all wanna welcome you back
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With open arms
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This happy event would seem to make
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Deacon his own father in law
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and Ted his own uncle
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Movie Summary
Once told they'd save the universe during a time-traveling adventure, 2 would-be rockers from San Dimas, California find themselves as middle-aged dads still trying to crank out a hit song and fulfill their destiny.
Actors
Bill
Ted
