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The Great Leader:
Twenty-five years ago, Wyld Stallyns played a concert at the Grand Canyon. Bill:
That's true. The Great Leader:
One month ago, you played the Elks Lodge in Barstow, California, for forty people, most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, whatever the hell that means. Bill, Ted:
Well, yeah. We did! The Great Leader:
You were supposed to unite the world in song. [looks at Kelly] The Great Leader:
According to her father, a song created by Preston/Logan... Bill:
That's us, dude. The Great Leader:
...at a concert performed by everyone in the band at 7:17 p.m. at MP 46, that's tonight, will save reality as we know it, uniting humanity across all time. Ted:
Wait. I'm sorry. What? Bill:
Did you say, "Reality as we know it"? The Great Leader, Other Great Leaders:
Yes! Bill, Ted:
Oh
Twenty-five years ago, Wyld Stallyns played a concert at the Grand Canyon. Bill:
That's true. The Great Leader:
One month ago, you played the Elks Lodge in Barstow, California, for forty people, most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, whatever the hell that means. Bill, Ted:
Well, yeah. We did! The Great Leader:
You were supposed to unite the world in song. [looks at Kelly] The Great Leader:
According to her father, a song created by Preston/Logan... Bill:
That's us, dude. The Great Leader:
...at a concert performed by everyone in the band at 7:17 p.m. at MP 46, that's tonight, will save reality as we know it, uniting humanity across all time. Ted:
Wait. I'm sorry. What? Bill:
Did you say, "Reality as we know it"? The Great Leader, Other Great Leaders:
Yes! Bill, Ted:
Oh
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Twenty five years ago
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Wyld Stallyns played a concert
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at the Grand Canyon
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That's true
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One month ago
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you played the Elks Lodge
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in Barstow California for 40 people
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most of whom were there only because it was 2 taco night
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whatever the hell that means
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Well yeah We did Yeah We did
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You were supposed to unite the world in song
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According to her father
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a song created by Preston Logan
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That's us dude
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at a concert performed by everyone in the band
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at 7 17 p m
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at MP 46
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that's tonight
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will save reality as we know it
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Movie Summary
Once told they'd save the universe during a time-traveling adventure, 2 would-be rockers from San Dimas, California find themselves as middle-aged dads still trying to crank out a hit song and fulfill their destiny.
