Twenty-five years ago, Wyld Stallyns played a concert at the Grand Canyon. That's true....

The Great Leader: Twenty-five years ago, Wyld Stallyns played a concert at the Grand Canyon. Bill: That's true. The Great Leader: One month ago, you played the Elks Lodge in Barstow, California, for forty people, most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, whatever the hell that means. Bill, Ted: Well, yeah. We did! The Great Leader: You were supposed to unite the world in song. [looks at Kelly] The Great Leader: According to her father, a song created by Preston/Logan... Bill: That's us, dude. The Great Leader: ...at a concert performed by everyone in the band at 7:17 p.m. at MP 46, that's tonight, will save reality as we know it, uniting humanity across all time. Ted: Wait. I'm sorry. What? Bill: Did you say, "Reality as we know it"? The Great Leader, Other Great Leaders: Yes! Bill, Ted: Oh.