"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" quotes

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey poster
A tyrant from the future creates evil android doubles of Bill and Ted and sends them back to eliminate the originals.

Director: Peter Hewitt
Writer: Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $38,037,513
Released: 19 Jul 1991
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

53 Clips

Theodore - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:11
Theodore
Best three out of five - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:29
Best three out of five
Welcome to Hell - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:37
Welcome to Hell
I don't understand what's come over you two - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:13
I don't understand what's come over you two
How about - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:20
How about
You stole Deacon's Easter basket - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:16
You stole Deacon's Easter basket
Dude What - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:50
Dude What
A hit You have sunk my battleship - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:06
A hit You have sunk my battleship
Now where are we - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:26
Now where are we
We are now transmitting on every television channel throughout the world - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:42
We are now transmitting on every television channel...
You are a most excellent scientist Station - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:12
You are a most excellent scientist Station
Not bad Yeah let's make it bad - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:12
Not bad Yeah let's make it bad
What a shithead - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:03
What a shithead
Hello Logan residence - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:24
Hello Logan residence
Although stuff hasn't worked out the way we thought - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:07
Although stuff hasn't worked out the way we thought
You know you got a bad rap but you're actually an okay dude - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:12
You know you got a bad rap but you're actually an okay dude
Theodore - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:11
Theodore
Yes I totally loogied on that good dead me - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:15
Yes I totally loogied on that good dead me
Dude how do we get out of this We don't got any time - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:13
Dude how do we get out of this We don't got any time
Don't I know you - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:03
Don't I know you
We gotta do something - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:16
We gotta do something
You will come with me - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:56
You will come with me
Ted we can't We're dead dude - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:05
Ted we can't We're dead dude
Choose - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:31
Choose
Granny S Preston Esquire - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:18
Granny S Preston Esquire
Dude What - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:09
Dude What
Aim for the cat dude Aim for the cat I'm trying Evil Ted I'm trying - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:07
Aim for the cat dude Aim for the cat I'm trying Evil Ted I'm...
Whoa Doughnuts Whoa Excellent - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:28
Whoa Doughnuts Whoa Excellent
Dude this is a totally deep hole Yeah - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:18
Dude this is a totally deep hole Yeah
Sorry They Melvined me - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:07
Sorry They Melvined me
That was non non non Non heinous - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:06
That was non non non Non heinous
Catch you later God - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:07
Catch you later God
Best of seven Damn right - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:04
Best of seven Damn right
I can't believe Missy divorced your dad - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:13
I can't believe Missy divorced your dad
Get down and give me - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:47
Get down and give me
And over here - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:20
And over here
It's the Grim Reaper dude - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:19
It's the Grim Reaper dude
Spirits can you hear me - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:15
Spirits can you hear me
Dinner's over worm dude - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:05
Dinner's over worm dude
We'll be going now Yeah keep up the good work - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:05
We'll be going now Yeah keep up the good work
You're not strong You're silky boys - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:13
You're not strong You're silky boys
You totally killed us you evil metal dickweeds - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:09
You totally killed us you evil metal dickweeds
See you real soon - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:08
See you real soon
I believe - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:36
I believe
I got a full on robot chubby - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:05
I got a full on robot chubby
Don't overlook my butt I work out all the time - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:10
Don't overlook my butt I work out all the time
A hit You have sunk my battleship - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:27
A hit You have sunk my battleship
Station - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:10
Station
You wanna play 20 Questions Okay I got one - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:23
You wanna play 20 Questions Okay I got one
Ted What - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:10
Ted What
Ted if I die you can have my Megadeth collection - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:17
Ted if I die you can have my Megadeth collection
Yeah We got totally lied to by our album covers man - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:11
Yeah We got totally lied to by our album covers man
You might be a king Or a little street sweeper - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 00:20
You might be a king Or a little street sweeper

Cast

Grim Reaper - William Sadler
De Nomolos - Joss Ackland
Ms. Wardroe - Pam Grier
Missy - Amy Stoch
Sir James Martin - Jim Martin
Captain Logan - Hal Landon Jr.
Elizabeth - Annette Azcuy
Joanna - Sarah Trigger
Colonel Oats - Chelcie Ross
Gatekeeper - Taj Mahal
Thomas Edison - Hal Landon Sr.
Ria Paschelle - Eleni Kelakos
Deputy James - Roy Brocksmith
Mr. Preston - J. Patrick McNamara
1st Seance Member - Dana Stevens
2nd Seance Member - Valerie Spencer
3rd Seance Member - Kathryn Miller
4th Seance Member - Carol Rosenthal
'Ugly' Seance Member - Chris Matheson
'Stupid' Seance Member - Ed Solomon
Dark Figure - Anthony G. Schmidt
Young Ted - Brendan Ryan
Young Bill - William Thorne
Station - Ed Gale
Station - Arturo Gil
Big Station - Tom Allard
Heavenly Greeter - Terry Finn
Albert Einstein - Johnny Ehrin
Benjamin Franklin - Don Forney
Good Robot Bill - Michael Chambers
Good Robot Ted - Bruno Falcon
George Washington Carver - Ed Cambridge
Confucius - Tad Horino
Captain James Tiberius Kirk - William Shatner
The Smoker - Peter Hewitt
Primus - Les Claypool
Primus - Tim Alexander
Primus - Larry Lalonde
Kate Axelrod - Tanya Newbould
English Mother - Marni Joan Bakst
English Daughter - Sadler Colley Bakst
Battle of the Bands Partygoer - Brian Balchack
Concert Goer - Chris Corkum
Station - Tony Cox
Concert Atmosphere - Steven A. Hite
Futuristic Student - Tery Lockett
Child - Candace Mead
Child - Lauren Mead
Nigel in Heaven - Michael Mills
Bit Part - Dennis Ott
Cheering Rocker - Jim Rhine
Trenchcoat Man in Heaven - Tom Stern
Baseball Player in Heaven - Chase Watson
The Devil - Frank Welker
Partygoer in Hell - Keith Western