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Colonel Oats:
Get down and give me... infinity. [they drop to the floor and start doing push-ups, with difficulty. Oats walks in a circle around them while giving them a continuous tirade of abuse] Colonel Oats:
You stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins... Bill:
Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups! Ted:
Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style? Colonel Oats:
...jokers! You petty, base, bully, bullock, bugger billies. You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms! Bill:
Dude, we gotta get outta here. Colonel Oats:
I'll eat you up like the warm, toasty little buttercakes you are... [Bill and Ted jump up and run away] Colonel Oats:
GET BACK HERE!
Get down and give me... infinity. [they drop to the floor and start doing push-ups, with difficulty. Oats walks in a circle around them while giving them a continuous tirade of abuse] Colonel Oats:
You stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins... Bill:
Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups! Ted:
Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style? Colonel Oats:
...jokers! You petty, base, bully, bullock, bugger billies. You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms! Bill:
Dude, we gotta get outta here. Colonel Oats:
I'll eat you up like the warm, toasty little buttercakes you are... [Bill and Ted jump up and run away] Colonel Oats:
GET BACK HERE!
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Get down and give me
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infinity
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Stupid pathetic craven little cretins
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Dude
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There's no way I can possibly do infinity pushups Pitiful little morons
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Maybe if he lets us do 'em girlie style Jokers
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You petty base bully bullock bugger billies
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You're not strong You're silky boys
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Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms
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Dude we gotta get out of here
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I'll eat you up like the warm toasty little butter cakes you are
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Movie Summary
A tyrant from the future creates evil android doubles of Bill and Ted and sends them back to eliminate the originals.


