"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" quotes

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure poster
Two seemingly dumb teens set off on a quest to prepare the ultimate historical presentation with the help of a time machine.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $40,485,039
Released: 17 Feb 1989
Awards: 3 nominations

74 Clips

For the final report of the afternoon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:59
For the final report of the afternoon
I'm Billy the Kid - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:54
I'm Billy the Kid
What are you doin' home - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:21
What are you doin' home
It's not just a water sport - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:25
It's not just a water sport
Look at his sandals - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14
Look at his sandals
What in the hell do you think you're doing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:24
What in the hell do you think you're doing
My excellent friends - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27
My excellent friends
And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:34
And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day
I am the Earl of Preston - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10
I am the Earl of Preston
We know that name - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18
We know that name
Dear Bill and Ted - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:26
Dear Bill and Ted
This is just like Frontierland - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:26
This is just like Frontierland
It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:04
It will align the planets and bring them into universal...
Who are you guys - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13
Who are you guys
Listen to this dude Rufus - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:21
Listen to this dude Rufus
It's Sigmund Frood - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19
It's Sigmund Frood
How's it goin' - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:12
How's it goin'
Who's the senorita - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14
Who's the senorita
I don't think it's gonna work - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:12
I don't think it's gonna work
We could do it after the report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:58
We could do it after the report
When did the Mongols rule China - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19
When did the Mongols rule China
I want to speak with you - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:43
I want to speak with you
You fail history - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:50
You fail history
Catch you later - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:21
Catch you later
But you may call me Siggy - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:16
But you may call me Siggy
And I'm Ted  Theodore  Logan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18
And I'm Ted Theodore Logan
I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:24
I believe our adventure through time has taken a most...
What the hell's going on here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18
What the hell's going on here
You're the ones we saw in front of the castle - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:18
You're the ones we saw in front of the castle
We are in most excellent shape for our report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:43
We are in most excellent shape for our report
I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22
I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor
Abraham Lincoln - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:25
Abraham Lincoln
We'd like you to meet some of our - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:29
We'd like you to meet some of our
Just got a minor Oedipal complex - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:17
Just got a minor Oedipal complex
You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22
You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria
While I agree that - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:40
While I agree that
Here's the deal - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:12
Here's the deal
It's a history report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48
It's a history report
Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle K - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:38
Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the...
I think they want us to say something - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48
I think they want us to say something
But it's a history report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:50
But it's a history report
We gotta get back to our report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:49
We gotta get back to our report
We're from the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:24
We're from the future
How's it going - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06
How's it going
Everything is different - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:31
Everything is different
They do get better - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09
They do get better
What you're telling me - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27
What you're telling me
George Washington - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:46
George Washington
Royal ugly dudes - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13
Royal ugly dudes
The very excellent barbarian - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:54
The very excellent barbarian
Are you sure we should be doing this - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48
Are you sure we should be doing this
Seven minutes ago - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:55
Seven minutes ago
Be excellent to each other - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:00
Be excellent to each other
He didn't even card us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:17
He didn't even card us
I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:38
I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud
Most non triumphant - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06
Most non triumphant
You ditched Napoleon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30
You ditched Napoleon
Now your dad's going for it in your own room - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30
Now your dad's going for it in your own room
Your stepmom  is  cute - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22
Your stepmom is cute
Your stepmom's cute - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19
Your stepmom's cute
If you guys are really us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14
If you guys are really us
Put them in the iron maiden - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:16
Put them in the iron maiden
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:17
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
You pack your bags - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:29
You pack your bags
You medieval dickweed - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:11
You medieval dickweed
Eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:59
Eventually your music will help put an end to war and...
Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23
Do you know where there are any personages of historical...
And I'm Ted Theo - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:17
And I'm Ted Theo
You gotta have a poker face - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23
You gotta have a poker face
Welcome to the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:52
Welcome to the future
This must be a dream - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:11
This must be a dream
So cratz    The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22
So cratz The only true wisdom consists in knowing that...
Our band will be most triumphant - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:37
Our band will be most triumphant
Like sands of the hourglass - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18
Like sands of the hourglass

Cast

Ted Theodore Logan - Keanu Reeves
Bill S. Preston Esquire - Alex Winter
Napoleon - Terry Camilleri
Billy the Kid - Dan Shor
Socrates - Tony Steedman
Freud - Rod Loomis
Genghis Khan - Al Leong
Joan of Arc - Jane Wiedlin
Abraham Lincoln - Robert V. Barron
Beethoven - Clifford David
Captain Logan - Hal Landon Jr.
Mr. Ryan - Bernie Casey
Missy - Amy Stoch
Mr. Preston - J. Patrick McNamara
Deacon - Frazier Bain
Princess Joanna - Diane Franklin
Princess Elizabeth - Kimberley Kates
Ox Robbins - William Robbins
Randolf - Steve Shepherd
Bartender - Duncan McLeod
Tattooed Cowboy - John Clure
Bearded Cowboy - Jim Cody Williams
Old West Ugly Dude - Dusty O'Dee
Daphne - Ruth Pittman
Bowling Alley Manager - Richard Alexander
John the Serf - James Bowbitch
Evil Duke - John Karlsen
Mother at Waterslides - Jeanne Hermine Herek
Waterslide Attendant - Jonathan Bond
Music Store Salesman - Jeff S. Goodrich
Girl at Mall - Lisa Rubin
Student Speaker - Marjean Holden
Aerobic Saleswoman - Claudia Templeton
Aerobic Instructor - Carol Gossler
Mall Photographer (as J. Donovan Nelson) - James D. Nelson
Store Clerk - Marcia Darroch
Police Psychiatrist - Steven Rotblatt
Stupid Waiter - Ed Solomon
Ugly Waiter - Chris Matheson
Neanderthal #1 - Mark Ogden
Neanderthal #2 - Tom Dugan
Security Guard (as Ron R. Althoff) - Ron Althoff
The Three Most Important People In The World - Martha Davis
The Three Most Important People In The World - Fee Waybill
The Three Most Important People In The World - Clarence Clemons
Dance Photographer - Phillip V. Caruso
Guy on Escalator - S. Scott Conner
Student - Todd Livdahl
Deputy - Greg Lutz
Bowling Scorekeeper - Tricia Porter
Kid at Waterslides - Golan Ramraz
Mall Goer #1 (Beethoven) - Darrell Redleaf-Fielder
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