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"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" quotes

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Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $40,485,039
Released: 17 Feb 1989
Awards: 3 nominations
You killed Ted you medieval dickweed - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 You killed Ted you medieval dickweed What are you doin' home - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:31 What are you doin' home This must be a dream - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 This must be a dream Look at his sandals - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Look at his sandals What's that - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 What's that It's not just a water sport - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:11 It's not just a water sport What in the hell do you think you're doing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 What in the hell do you think you're doing Gentlemen - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 Gentlemen We know that name - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13 We know that name You pack your bags - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:12 You pack your bags My excellent friends - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13 My excellent friends Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 Do you know where there are any personages of historical... And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day I am the Earl of Preston - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 I am the Earl of Preston Who are you guys - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 Who are you guys Dear Bill and Ted - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 Dear Bill and Ted Bob Genghis Khan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Bob Genghis Khan This is just like Frontierland - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:21 This is just like Frontierland I don't think it's gonna work - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 I don't think it's gonna work Listen to this dude Rufus - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Listen to this dude Rufus Who's the senorita - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 Who's the senorita Candygram - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:16 Candygram We could do it after the report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:42 We could do it after the report As you can see Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 As you can see Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies Excellent - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:03 Excellent When did the Mongols rule China - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 When did the Mongols rule China All right what's your name - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 All right what's your name Want a Twinkie Genghis Khan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Want a Twinkie Genghis Khan Catch you later - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 Catch you later It's your mom dude - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 It's your mom dude But you may call me Siggy - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 But you may call me Siggy I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 I believe our adventure through time has taken a most... We are in most excellent shape for our report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 We are in most excellent shape for our report You're the ones we saw in front of the castle - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:52 You're the ones we saw in front of the castle Just got a minor Oedipal complex - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Just got a minor Oedipal complex You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23 You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor Here's the deal - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 Here's the deal Like sands of the hourglass - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Like sands of the hourglass Everything is different - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:28 Everything is different I sure hope this works - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 I sure hope this works They do get better - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 They do get better What you're telling me - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27 What you're telling me George Washington - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:29 George Washington Royal ugly dudes - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Royal ugly dudes Are you sure we should be doing this - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23 Are you sure we should be doing this He didn't even card us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 He didn't even card us I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud Most non triumphant - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 Most non triumphant So crates - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 So crates You ditched Napoleon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 You ditched Napoleon The very excellent barbarian - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30 The very excellent barbarian If you guys are really us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 If you guys are really us You medieval dickweed - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 You medieval dickweed Put them in the iron maiden - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27 Put them in the iron maiden Strange things are afoot at the Circle K - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K For the final report of the afternoon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:59 For the final report of the afternoon It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:04 It will align the planets and bring them into universal... It's Sigmund Frood - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19 It's Sigmund Frood You fail history - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:50 You fail history And I'm Ted  Theodore  Logan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 And I'm Ted Theodore Logan What the hell's going on here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 What the hell's going on here Abraham Lincoln - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:25 Abraham Lincoln While I agree that - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:40 While I agree that It's a history report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48 It's a history report I think they want us to say something - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48 I think they want us to say something We're from the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:24 We're from the future Seven minutes ago - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:55 Seven minutes ago Now your dad's going for it in your own room - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30 Now your dad's going for it in your own room Your stepmom's cute - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19 Your stepmom's cute Welcome to the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:52 Welcome to the future So cratz    The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 So cratz The only true wisdom consists in knowing that...

Cast

Ted Theodore Logan - Keanu Reeves
Bill S. Preston Esquire - Alex Winter
Napoleon - Terry Camilleri
Billy the Kid - Dan Shor