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"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" quotes

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure poster
Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Chris Matheson, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, science fiction
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $40,485,039
Released: 17 Feb 1989
Awards: 3 nominations

83 video clips

Evil DukeTed Theodore LoganMissyDeaconPolice PsychiatristSigmund FreudMr. RyanRufusSocratesOxBilly The KidGirl At MallPrincess ElizabethNapoleonCapt. LoganCaptain LoganAbraham LincolnOne Of The Three Most Important People In The WorldThe Three Most Important People In The WorldBearded CowboyOld West Ugly Dude
So cratz The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 So cratz The only true wisdom consists in knowing that... Welcome to the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:52 Welcome to the future Your stepmom's cute - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19 Your stepmom's cute Now your dad's going for it in your own room - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30 Now your dad's going for it in your own room Seven minutes ago - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:55 Seven minutes ago We're from the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:24 We're from the future I think they want us to say something - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48 I think they want us to say something It's a history report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:48 It's a history report While I agree that - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:40 While I agree that Abraham Lincoln - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:25 Abraham Lincoln What the hell's going on here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 What the hell's going on here And I'm Ted Theodore Logan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 And I'm Ted Theodore Logan You fail history - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:50 You fail history It's Sigmund Frood - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:19 It's Sigmund Frood It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:04 It will align the planets and bring them into universal... For the final report of the afternoon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:59 For the final report of the afternoon Strange things are afoot at the Circle K - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K Put them in the iron maiden - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27 Put them in the iron maiden You medieval dickweed - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 You medieval dickweed If you guys are really us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 If you guys are really us The very excellent barbarian - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:30 The very excellent barbarian You ditched Napoleon - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 You ditched Napoleon So crates - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 So crates Most non triumphant - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 Most non triumphant I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud He didn't even card us - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 He didn't even card us Are you sure we should be doing this - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23 Are you sure we should be doing this Royal ugly dudes - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Royal ugly dudes George Washington - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:29 George Washington What you're telling me - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:27 What you're telling me They do get better - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 They do get better I sure hope this works - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 I sure hope this works Everything is different - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:28 Everything is different Like sands of the hourglass - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Like sands of the hourglass Here's the deal - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:14 Here's the deal I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:23 You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria Just got a minor Oedipal complex - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Just got a minor Oedipal complex You're the ones we saw in front of the castle - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:52 You're the ones we saw in front of the castle We are in most excellent shape for our report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 We are in most excellent shape for our report I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 I believe our adventure through time has taken a most... But you may call me Siggy - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 But you may call me Siggy It's your mom dude - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 It's your mom dude Catch you later - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 Catch you later Want a Twinkie Genghis Khan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Want a Twinkie Genghis Khan All right what's your name - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:20 All right what's your name When did the Mongols rule China - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 When did the Mongols rule China Excellent - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:03 Excellent As you can see Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 As you can see Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies We could do it after the report - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:42 We could do it after the report Candygram - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:16 Candygram Who's the senorita - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 Who's the senorita Listen to this dude Rufus - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 Listen to this dude Rufus I don't think it's gonna work - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:10 I don't think it's gonna work This is just like Frontierland - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:21 This is just like Frontierland Bob Genghis Khan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Bob Genghis Khan Dear Bill and Ted - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:22 Dear Bill and Ted Who are you guys - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 Who are you guys I am the Earl of Preston - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:08 I am the Earl of Preston And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:18 And we were stranded in San Dimas for one day Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:07 Do you know where there are any personages of historical... My excellent friends - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13 My excellent friends You pack your bags - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:12 You pack your bags We know that name - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13 We know that name Gentlemen - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06 Gentlemen What in the hell do you think you're doing - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 What in the hell do you think you're doing It's not just a water sport - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:11 It's not just a water sport What's that - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:09 What's that Look at his sandals - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 Look at his sandals This must be a dream - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:04 This must be a dream What are you doin' home - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:31 What are you doin' home You killed Ted you medieval dickweed - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:05 You killed Ted you medieval dickweed

Cast

Ted Theodore Logan - Keanu Reeves
Bill S. Preston Esquire - Alex Winter
Rufus - George Carlin
Napoleon - Terry Camilleri
Billy the Kid - Dan Shor
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