...Noah's wife?
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Bill:
He's dead? Mr. Ryan:
So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude. Bill:
Well, yeah. Ted:
You totally blew it, dude. Mr. Ryan:
Ted, Stand up. Ted:
Stand up? Mr. Ryan:
Yes, son. Stand up. [Ted stands] Mr. Ryan:
Now, who was Joan of Arc? Ted:
...Noah's wife? [laughter, then bell]
He's dead? Mr. Ryan:
So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude. Bill:
Well, yeah. Ted:
You totally blew it, dude. Mr. Ryan:
Ted, Stand up. Ted:
Stand up? Mr. Ryan:
Yes, son. Stand up. [Ted stands] Mr. Ryan:
Now, who was Joan of Arc? Ted:
...Noah's wife? [laughter, then bell]
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He loves you best
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in all the world
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What are they doing up there
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He also loves
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baseball
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Therefore Ted's father's own fear of failure
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has caused him to make his son
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the embodiment of all of his own
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Movie Summary
Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
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Mr. Ryan
