He's dead? So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short...
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Bill:
He's dead?
Mr. Ryan:
So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
Bill:
Well, yeah.
Ted:
You totally blew it, dude.
Mr. Ryan:
Ted, stand up.
Ted:
Stand up?
Mr. Ryan:
Yes, son. Stand up.
[Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan:
Now, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted:
...Noah's wife?
[laughter, then bell]
Transcript
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He loves you best
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in all the world
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What are they doing up there
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He also loves
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baseball
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Therefore Ted's father's own fear of failure
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has caused him to make his son
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the embodiment of all of his own
Clip duration: 27 seconds
Views: 411
Timestamp in movie: 01h 16m 02s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, science fiction
Summary: Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
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00:29 George Washington
00:06 They do get better
00:05 Like sands of the hourglass
00:28 Everything is different
00:14 Here's the deal
00:23 You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria
00:05 Just got a minor Oedipal complex
00:07 I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor
00:22 We are in most excellent shape for our report
00:52 You're the ones we saw in front of the castle
00:09 I believe our adventure through time has taken a most...
00:06 But you may call me Siggy
00:08 Catch you later
00:25 Abraham Lincoln
01:52 Welcome to the future
00:08 When did the Mongols rule China
00:10 I don't think it's gonna work
00:42 We could do it after the report
00:21 This is just like Frontierland
00:22 Dear Bill and Ted