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Bill:
Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ted:
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. Bill:
Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments. Ted:
Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play? Bill:
That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen! Ted:
And That is why we NEED a triumphant video. Bill, Ted:
EXCELLENT! [air guitar, the clock chimes 8:00 am] Bill:
Uh oh, we're late! Ted:
For what? Bill:
For school, dude! Ted:
Oh yeah
Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ted:
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. Bill:
Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments. Ted:
Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play? Bill:
That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen! Ted:
And That is why we NEED a triumphant video. Bill, Ted:
EXCELLENT! [air guitar, the clock chimes 8:00 am] Bill:
Uh oh, we're late! Ted:
For what? Bill:
For school, dude! Ted:
Oh yeah
Full Transcript
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While I agree that, in time,
our band will be most triumphant...
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...the truth is,
Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band...
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...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
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Yes, but I do not believe
we will get Eddie Van Halen...
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...until we have a triumphant video.
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It's pointless to have a triumphant video...
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...before we even have decent instruments.
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How could we have decent instruments
if we don't know how to play?
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That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
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And that is why we need
a triumphant video.
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Excellent!
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- We're late!
- For what?
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- For school, dude!
- Yeah.
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Bill, I'm waiting.
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He's dead?
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What you're telling me, essentially,
is that Napoleon...
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...was a short dead dude.
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Yeah.
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You totally blew it, dude.
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- Ted, stand up.
- Stand up?
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Yes, son. Stand up.
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Now...
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Who was Joan of Arc?
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Noah's wife.
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Listen, guys, don't forget:
Tomorrow, final report...
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...1:30 to 3:30, okay?
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Movie Summary
Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
Actors
Ted Theodore Logan
