No way!
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Capt. Logan:
I want to speak with you, son. [looks at Bill] Capt. Logan:
Alone, please, Bill. [Bill goes outside] Capt. Logan:
All right, sit down. What am I gonna do with you, huh? You can't be... Bill:
[outside]
Great. Capt. Logan:
You lose my keys, you fail history, you spend all your time with your loser friend planning a band that'll never happen. Now, you're not to leave this house again until tomorrow morning. [the phone rings] Capt. Logan:
Yes? Bill:
Captain Logan? This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station. Capt. Logan:
Deputy Van Halen? [Ted sees Bill on the phone outside] Bill:
I'm new dude - sir. Look, we found your keys. If you want 'em, better come and get 'em. [hangs up] Capt. Logan:
When I get back from the station, I want you packed and ready to go. Got it? [Ted nods; Capt. Logan leaves] Ted:
[outside]
We are in serious trouble. My dad already signed me up, my plane leaves tommorow night. Bill:
Only if we fail, dude. [they look at the phone booth] Bill, Ted:
No way!
I want to speak with you, son. [looks at Bill] Capt. Logan:
Alone, please, Bill. [Bill goes outside] Capt. Logan:
All right, sit down. What am I gonna do with you, huh? You can't be... Bill:
[outside]
Great. Capt. Logan:
You lose my keys, you fail history, you spend all your time with your loser friend planning a band that'll never happen. Now, you're not to leave this house again until tomorrow morning. [the phone rings] Capt. Logan:
Yes? Bill:
Captain Logan? This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station. Capt. Logan:
Deputy Van Halen? [Ted sees Bill on the phone outside] Bill:
I'm new dude - sir. Look, we found your keys. If you want 'em, better come and get 'em. [hangs up] Capt. Logan:
When I get back from the station, I want you packed and ready to go. Got it? [Ted nods; Capt. Logan leaves] Ted:
[outside]
We are in serious trouble. My dad already signed me up, my plane leaves tommorow night. Bill:
Only if we fail, dude. [they look at the phone booth] Bill, Ted:
No way!
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You haven't done anything with them?
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No, sir.
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I spoke to your principal today.
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- He said you're failing history.
- Me and Bill...
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He also said that if you fail history,
you flunk out of school.
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You know what that would mean,
don't you?
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That I would have to go
to Oates Military Academy, sir.
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I spoke to Col. Oates this morning.
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He's anxious to meet you.
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Dude, we gotta pass,
otherwise there's no more band.
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- Why?
- My dad's sending me to military school.
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Where?
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Alaska.
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Alaska.
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It is time. Their separation is imminent.
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Be excellent to each other.
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Party on, dude.
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Movie Summary
Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted would be sent to military school—but receive help from Rufus, a traveller from a future where their band is the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
Actors
Ted Theodore Logan
