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Bill Bailey: Limboland

Because if you've tried to takea toaster back without areceipt, - that is a walk of shame

Because if you've tried to take
a toaster back without a
receipt, - that is a walk of shame

Full Transcript

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Because if you've tried to take a toaster back without a receipt,
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- that is a walk of shame.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:45
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures UK

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Movie Summary

Limboland is a place where we find the gaps in life...from a fantastically downbeat version of Happy Birthday—via a hilarious tale of a disastrous family trip to see the Northern Lights—to a heart-rending country and western ballad on the nature of love, Bill explores our expectations of happiness with his trademark wit and musicality.
I've tried that, you walk in, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:11
I've tried that, you walk in,
It doesn't matter because I bought things, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
It doesn't matter because I bought things,
I like to butter toast. Yum, yum, yum." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I like to butter toast. Yum, yum, yum."
Then you start babbling like an African prince, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Then you start babbling like an African prince,
And then they realize you haven't got a receipt, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
And then they realize you haven't got a receipt,
A valid receipt..." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
A valid receipt..."
Oh, frabjousday. "Do you have a receipt?" - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:07
Oh, frabjousday. "Do you have a receipt?"
"I'm looking at you through it." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
"I'm looking at you through it."
I sometimes delay the pleasure of that - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I sometimes delay the pleasure of that
"Do you have a receipt?" - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:11
"Do you have a receipt?"
Then you turn away all broken and go, "Wait a minute. What's this?" - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Then you turn away all broken and go, "Wait a minute. W...
What the Danes have is something else. That is contentment. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
What the Danes have is something else. That is contentment.
Happiness is knowing that someone else is wrong. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Happiness is knowing that someone else is wrong.
The vicarious pleasure of watching popstars humiliated. That's all it is. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
The vicarious pleasure of watching popstars humiliated. That...
I wanna see more of that. I wanna see Kanye West step on a rake, right. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I wanna see more of that. I wanna see Kanye West step on a r...
Nothing life-threatening, just annoying. Dang! - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
Nothing life-threatening, just annoying. Dang!
Somebody's told him there's a Fabergé egg in there, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
Somebody's told him there's a Fabergé egg in there...
The preposterous, pompous, wiggy little berk that he is. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
The preposterous, pompous, wiggy little berk that he is.
Now I've written a song for Adele. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Now I've written a song for Adele.
And it's called You Left Me, But I'm Not Gonna Go On About it. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
And it's called You Left Me, But I'm Not Gonna Go ...