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Bill Bailey: Limboland

Every time you open a paper,or a magazine, there's some article exhortingyou to live a...

Every time you open a paper,
or a magazine, there's some article exhorting
you to live a better life

Full Transcript

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Every time you open a paper, or a magazine,
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there's some article exhorting you to live a better life.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures UK

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Movie Summary

Limboland is a place where we find the gaps in life...from a fantastically downbeat version of Happy Birthday—via a hilarious tale of a disastrous family trip to see the Northern Lights—to a heart-rending country and western ballad on the nature of love, Bill explores our expectations of happiness with his trademark wit and musicality.
It said, "I'd been eating biscuits the wrong way up my whole life." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:10
It said, "I'd been eating biscuits the wrong way u...
When you eat them, when the chocolate goes in your mouth, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
When you eat them, when the chocolate goes in your mouth,
So the chocolate goes in on the top, the writing's on the bottom. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
So the chocolate goes in on the top, the writing's on t...
But when you eat the plain Digestive, where's the writing? It's on the top. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
But when you eat the plain Digestive, where's the writi...
We've been eating chocolate Digestives upside down our whole lives. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
We've been eating chocolate Digestives upside down our ...
I get this all the time, and you can't withhold. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I get this all the time, and you can't withhold.
Friends were telling me, "Bill, you look a bit stressed. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
Friends were telling me, "Bill, you look a bit stressed...
You need to get a massage." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
You need to get a massage."
But... I say, "All right, I'll go along with this." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
But... I say, "All right, I'll go along with this....
There you go, mate. It's like a cockney drive-by massage. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
There you go, mate. It's like a cockney drive-by massag...
I went to a spa, you know, like a tosser, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I went to a spa, you know, like a tosser,
I got undressed, put the robe on, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I got undressed, put the robe on,
I'm waiting for the masseur, and she comes in the room, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I'm waiting for the masseur, and she comes in the room,
Which is not a good start for any sort of social interaction. That. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Which is not a good start for any sort of social interaction...
It turns out it wasn't a hairnet, it was disposable underpants, right. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
It turns out it wasn't a hairnet, it was disposable und...
And I actually thought, "These are really comfortable. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
And I actually thought, "These are really comfortable.
There's two holes for your ears. This is brilliant." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
There's two holes for your ears. This is brilliant.&quo...
I looked like Princess Leia's wizard uncle, you know. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
I looked like Princess Leia's wizard uncle, you know.
But happiness is now no longer a thing, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
But happiness is now no longer a thing,
The end point of Western civilization is to be happy. Happiness. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
The end point of Western civilization is to be happy. Happin...