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Bill Bailey: Limboland

I was like, "Bernard, Bernard,Bernard. I'm a prostitute robotfrom the future." Now...

I was like, "Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard. I'm a prostitute robot
from the future." Now fast-forward
to Tallinn Airport security

Full Transcript

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I was like, "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard. I'm a prostitute robot from the future."
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Now fast-forward to Tallinn Airport security.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:48
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures UK

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Movie Summary

Limboland is a place where we find the gaps in life...from a fantastically downbeat version of Happy Birthday—via a hilarious tale of a disastrous family trip to see the Northern Lights—to a heart-rending country and western ballad on the nature of love, Bill explores our expectations of happiness with his trademark wit and musicality.
I'm putting my items through the scanner, the Eye of Sauron as I call it. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I'm putting my items through the scanner, the Eye of Sa...
And the guard fixed me with a gimlet eye, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
And the guard fixed me with a gimlet eye,
He turned to me and he went, "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:10
He turned to me and he went, "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard...
I knew what he meant, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I knew what he meant,
And then of course we had to take the obligatory selfie. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
And then of course we had to take the obligatory selfie.
I accept social media into my life, albeit grudgingly, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:12
I accept social media into my life, albeit grudgingly,
As I discovered when I went on Twitter, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
As I discovered when I went on Twitter,
It's extraordinary. Facebook is like the Death Star. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
It's extraordinary. Facebook is like the Death Star.
When this guy put some bread in a toaster, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
When this guy put some bread in a toaster,
And... and YouTube, it's just like a portal for the deranged. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
And... and YouTube, it's just like a portal for the der...
It's like a... it's like a sump from a vast underground lake of anger. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
It's like a... it's like a sump from a vast underg...
I put a still photograph of a cabbage on YouTube to see what would happen. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I put a still photograph of a cabbage on YouTube to see what...
What did you do that for? You stupid man! You stupid cabbage man. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
What did you do that for? You stupid man! You stupid cabbage...
My email was hacked. Some hackers got in. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
My email was hacked. Some hackers got in.
They guessed "bill123" and they got in. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
They guessed "bill123" and they got in.
Now some of you are thinking, "You haven't got an accountant, Bill. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
Now some of you are thinking, "You haven't got an ...
You keep all your money in a tree stump in the woods, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:11
You keep all your money in a tree stump in the woods,
Well, I did have and they emailed her, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
Well, I did have and they emailed her,
And she bloody did! She just handed it over! - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
And she bloody did! She just handed it over!
Now what really annoyed me was the language that they used - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Now what really annoyed me was the language that they used