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Bill Bailey: Limboland

Things I would never use."Hurry up, Julie.Where is money?" Pony, pony, pony, cricket...

Things I would never use.
"Hurry up, Julie.
Where is money?" Pony, pony, pony, cricket bat,
sad face, cable car

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Things I would never use. "Hurry up, Julie. Where is money?"
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Pony, pony, pony, cricket bat, sad face, cable car.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:02
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures UK

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Movie Summary

Limboland is a place where we find the gaps in life...from a fantastically downbeat version of Happy Birthday—via a hilarious tale of a disastrous family trip to see the Northern Lights—to a heart-rending country and western ballad on the nature of love, Bill explores our expectations of happiness with his trademark wit and musicality.
But we have to accept technology into our lives. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
But we have to accept technology into our lives.
Umm, I-I'm going to make an assumption here, Hammersmith. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
Umm, I-I'm going to make an assumption here, Hammersmit...
I'm gonna guess everyone here's got a smartphone, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:07
I'm gonna guess everyone here's got a smartphone,
Umm, but here's a way... Here's a thing you can do. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Umm, but here's a way... Here's a thing you can do...
Umm, you can make them out of any everyday household object, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:07
Umm, you can make them out of any everyday household object,
Or perhaps a longer personalized ringtone for a family member. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Or perhaps a longer personalized ringtone for a family membe...
And what you can do, I'm just gonna demonstrate now - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
And what you can do, I'm just gonna demonstrate now
And you can improve it with a bit of a musical counterpoint like this. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
And you can improve it with a bit of a musical counterpoint ...
Or if you prefer, you can layer the ringtones - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Or if you prefer, you can layer the ringtones
You never see any Satanists playing log drums though, do you? - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
You never see any Satanists playing log drums though, do you...
♪ Satan is coming for your eyes ♪ - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
♪ Satan is coming for your eyes ♪
I'll tell you what really annoys me, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
I'll tell you what really annoys me,
Every time you open a paper, or a magazine, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Every time you open a paper, or a magazine,
It said, "I'd been eating biscuits the wrong way up my whole life." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:10
It said, "I'd been eating biscuits the wrong way u...
When you eat them, when the chocolate goes in your mouth, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
When you eat them, when the chocolate goes in your mouth,
So the chocolate goes in on the top, the writing's on the bottom. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
So the chocolate goes in on the top, the writing's on t...
But when you eat the plain Digestive, where's the writing? It's on the top. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
But when you eat the plain Digestive, where's the writi...
We've been eating chocolate Digestives upside down our whole lives. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
We've been eating chocolate Digestives upside down our ...
I get this all the time, and you can't withhold. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I get this all the time, and you can't withhold.
Friends were telling me, "Bill, you look a bit stressed. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
Friends were telling me, "Bill, you look a bit stressed...