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Bill Bailey: Limboland

You need to get a massage." And I hate massage.I'm covered in hair

You need to get a massage." And I hate massage.
I'm covered in hair

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You need to get a massage."
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And I hate massage. I'm covered in hair.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:08
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures UK

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Movie Summary

Limboland is a place where we find the gaps in life...from a fantastically downbeat version of Happy Birthday—via a hilarious tale of a disastrous family trip to see the Northern Lights—to a heart-rending country and western ballad on the nature of love, Bill explores our expectations of happiness with his trademark wit and musicality.
But... I say, "All right, I'll go along with this." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
But... I say, "All right, I'll go along with this....
There you go, mate. It's like a cockney drive-by massage. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
There you go, mate. It's like a cockney drive-by massag...
I went to a spa, you know, like a tosser, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I went to a spa, you know, like a tosser,
I got undressed, put the robe on, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
I got undressed, put the robe on,
I'm waiting for the masseur, and she comes in the room, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
I'm waiting for the masseur, and she comes in the room,
Which is not a good start for any sort of social interaction. That. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
Which is not a good start for any sort of social interaction...
It turns out it wasn't a hairnet, it was disposable underpants, right. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
It turns out it wasn't a hairnet, it was disposable und...
And I actually thought, "These are really comfortable. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
And I actually thought, "These are really comfortable.
There's two holes for your ears. This is brilliant." - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
There's two holes for your ears. This is brilliant.&quo...
I looked like Princess Leia's wizard uncle, you know. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
I looked like Princess Leia's wizard uncle, you know.
But happiness is now no longer a thing, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:09
But happiness is now no longer a thing,
The end point of Western civilization is to be happy. Happiness. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
The end point of Western civilization is to be happy. Happin...
And happiness is now no longer just a random thing, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
And happiness is now no longer just a random thing,
I flew to Copenhagen. I came out of the airport, there was a sign saying, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:16
I flew to Copenhagen. I came out of the airport, there was a...
Wearing a cape, made out of bacon, and a pastry hat, - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:07
Wearing a cape, made out of bacon, and a pastry hat,
And the reason for that is that Denmark has got great social provision. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:04
And the reason for that is that Denmark has got great social...
It's got, you know, good healthcare and great education - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:08
It's got, you know, good healthcare and great education
To me, happiness is more elusive, it's more mercurial, it's subjective. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
To me, happiness is more elusive, it's more mercurial, ...
Finding a valid receipt for a faulty domestic appliance. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:06
Finding a valid receipt for a faulty domestic appliance.
That is like the universe shining on you for a day. There. - Bill Bailey: Limboland 00:05
That is like the universe shining on you for a day. There.