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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

"Ew!" Like, "Ugh." It's like, "I want a woman.What the fuck are you asking me?

"Ew!" Like, "Ugh." It's like, "I want a woman.
What the fuck are you asking me?

Full Transcript

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"Ew!" Like, "Ugh."
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It's like, "I want a woman. What the fuck are you asking me?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:30
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture a man. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture...
I just saw a male arm from here down to here... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
I just saw a male arm from here down to here...
Just coming up my back going, "Okay, just breathe, just breathe." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Just coming up my back going, "Okay, just breathe, just...
Get me the fuck outta here!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
Get me the fuck outta here!"
You know?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
You know?"
I will say, I do have issue with them calling it a "full-body massage". - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I will say, I do have issue with them calling it a "ful...
And that doesn't feel... It feels weird. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
And that doesn't feel... It feels weird.
Why don't you just rub one out before you go to the masseuse?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
Why don't you just rub one out before you go to the mas...
Now, I got two problems. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Now, I got two problems.
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masseuse in there, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masse...
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?"
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds.
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fucking dick. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fu...
Oh, it'd be fantastic. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Oh, it'd be fantastic.
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're done. You did a great job." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're...
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!"
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery now. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery ...
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract women. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract wome...
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch...
The permit for, or whatever the fuck it was that you did, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
The permit for, or whatever the fuck it was that you did, yo...