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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

However, if it wasin my house long enough

However, if it was
in my house long enough

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However, if it was in my house long enough...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:47
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
We'll see what this is all about, you know? I'll use one of those spoons... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
We'll see what this is all about, you know? I'll u...
That went down the garbage disposal. No one'll give a shit. I'll light it up. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
That went down the garbage disposal. No one'll give a s...
Fall on the L-shaped couch, you know? So... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Fall on the L-shaped couch, you know? So...
You think you got a lot more time than you do. You don't. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
You think you got a lot more time than you do. You don'...
It's sorta like ages 15 to about 17, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It's sorta like ages 15 to about 17, you know?
And then you lose, and then he just psychologically has the advantage. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And then you lose, and then he just psychologically has the ...
You're like, "Ah, fuck, he was in the Navy." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
You're like, "Ah, fuck, he was in the Navy."
Oh, man, I feel like a piece of shit here, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Oh, man, I feel like a piece of shit here, you know?
Alright, here's another one for you. I didn't think I was homophobic, right? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Alright, here's another one for you. I didn't thin...
I'm not saying I'm not! I'm just saying I didn't think I was. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I'm not saying I'm not! I'm just saying I did...
Them getting married or any of that shit. And I thought it was totally natural. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Them getting married or any of that shit. And I thought it w...
So, that would mean that you, at some point... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
So, that would mean that you, at some point...
Had a dick and a pussy on the table... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Had a dick and a pussy on the table...
'This one hurts more, but I get to keep my house. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
'This one hurts more, but I get to keep my house.
'And then this one over here feels amazing... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
'And then this one over here feels amazing...
But everything seems to disappear down into it.' - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
But everything seems to disappear down into it.'
"This is your first time here?" I said, "Yeah." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
"This is your first time here?" I said, "Yeah...
"Ew!" Like, "Ugh." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
"Ew!" Like, "Ugh."
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture a man. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture...
I just saw a male arm from here down to here... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
I just saw a male arm from here down to here...