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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

I gotta get the car washed!" Just waking up when I wanna wake up

I gotta get the car washed!" Just waking up when I wanna wake up

Full Transcript

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I gotta get the car washed!"
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Just waking up when I wanna wake up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:50
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
Slow applause. "Oh, you know, alright. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Slow applause. "Oh, you know, alright.
I mean, the legal age... " - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
I mean, the legal age... "
If he cracks his own neck, just get out of the relationship right then and there. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
If he cracks his own neck, just get out of the relationship ...
Alright? He's a fucking meathead. And he's gonna put meathead babies in you... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Alright? He's a fucking meathead. And he's gonna p...
Little guy, big watch. Major red flag. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Little guy, big watch. Major red flag.
For some reason, you find him adorable, so you agree to go out with him... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
For some reason, you find him adorable, so you agree to go o...
And that magic step appears so he doesn't fall to his death. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And that magic step appears so he doesn't fall to his d...
And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking relationship with him. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking relati...
And he storms out, and you watch him waddle down the front yard. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And he storms out, and you watch him waddle down the front y...
And then, you're upstairs crying as you're folding his little pants. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
And then, you're upstairs crying as you're folding...
"I coulda had the exact same problems with a full-size man. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
"I coulda had the exact same problems with a full-size...
It's like I found a hairy 8-year-old at the mall, right?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It's like I found a hairy 8-year-old at the mall, righ...
She's a cunt. Like, how do you not see that? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
She's a cunt. Like, how do you not see that?
Why would you think that she's spiritual? I just don't g... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Why would you think that she's spiritual? I just don�...
You shouldn't have to advertise that you're spiritual! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
You shouldn't have to advertise that you're spirit...
"Namaste. This is just how I choose to live my life." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
"Namaste. This is just how I choose to live my life.&qu...
And does, like, the fucking heart hands with, like, advice. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And does, like, the fucking heart hands with, like, advice.
"Guys, don't forget to take time for yourself... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
"Guys, don't forget to take time for yourself...
When you're fucking gathering your knowledge... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
When you're fucking gathering your knowledge...
Would be anybody who tried to do the heart hands, but were too stupid... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Would be anybody who tried to do the heart hands, but were ...