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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

I love when people do that."I've been married for 45 years." Be like, "Woo!" It's like, he...

I love when people do that.
"I've been married for 45 years." Be like, "Woo!" It's like, he could have her chained
to a radiator, alright?

Full Transcript

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I love when people do that. "I've been married for 45 years."
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Be like, "Woo!"
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It's like, he could have her chained to a radiator, alright?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:03
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
I don't remember what half of 'em are about. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I don't remember what half of 'em are about.
She agreed to spend her life with me, and I'm being this curmudgeonly asshole. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
She agreed to spend her life with me, and I'm being thi...
And I'm kinda ruining, a little bit, the one life she has. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
And I'm kinda ruining, a little bit, the one life she h...
"Is that gonna be me someday? I guess it is! Jesus Christ!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
"Is that gonna be me someday? I guess it is! Jesus Chri...
"I think in the back nine, I'm just gonna try to be a little more agreeable. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
"I think in the back nine, I'm just gonna try to b...
You know? Just try to go with the flow... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
You know? Just try to go with the flow...
A little more." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
A little more."
Turned out to be huge. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Turned out to be huge.
To do something with her that she thought maybe I didn't wanna do... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
To do something with her that she thought maybe I didn'...
All of a sudden, she would take on, like, this eggshell-y kinda voice, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
All of a sudden, she would take on, like, this eggshell-y ki...
You gonna do some standup? Alright, cool." Then, all of a sudden, she'd just be like... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
You gonna do some standup? Alright, cool." Then, all of...
"Yeah, hey, uh, listen. Um..." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
"Yeah, hey, uh, listen. Um..."
Wanted to talk to you about something, you know?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
Wanted to talk to you about something, you know?"
You know, have a date night, see if it's actually as good as they say." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
You know, have a date night, see if it's actually as go...
Now, the old me would've been like, "Oh yeah! Great! Fantastic! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Now, the old me would've been like, "Oh yeah! Gre...
"God forbid I spend one fucking night on my own goddamn couch! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
"God forbid I spend one fucking night on my own goddamn...
"I mean, Jesus Christ! Why don't you just take me to LAX... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
"I mean, Jesus Christ! Why don't you just take me ...
Stick me on a fucking plane, and get me back out there? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Stick me on a fucking plane, and get me back out there?
Am I even a person to you or am I just a fucking ATM machine?! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Am I even a person to you or am I just a fucking ATM machine...
Is that what it is?!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
Is that what it is?!"