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The C-section? It just keeps them alive
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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

The C-section?It just keeps them alive

The C-section?
It just keeps them alive

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The C-section? It just keeps them alive.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:21
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
Next thing you know, everybody's wearing helmets. This is what it is. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Next thing you know, everybody's wearing helmets. This ...
Were an amazing crowd. So, let's end on this one right here. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Were an amazing crowd. So, let's end on this one right ...
So, uh, my lovely wife has given me two beautiful children. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
So, uh, my lovely wife has given me two beautiful children.
And, uh, few months back, I was, uh, giving my son a bath. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And, uh, few months back, I was, uh, giving my son a bath.
He was 3 at the time, right? So, I'm giving him a bath, right? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
He was 3 at the time, right? So, I'm giving him a bath,...
He stand... I stand him up. I go, "Alright, buddy, it's your turn." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:12
He stand... I stand him up. I go, "Alright, buddy, it&#...
Basically, so... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Basically, so...
It ends with me, right? So, I go... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It ends with me, right? So, I go...
I go, "Alright, buddy, it's your turn. Here's the washcloth. Wash your pee-pee." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
I go, "Alright, buddy, it's your turn. Here's...
"And my balls." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
"And my balls."
Dude, my heart almost stopped! I was like... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Dude, my heart almost stopped! I was like...
"Who taught you that word? You're not in school yet! How do you know that word?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
"Who taught you that word? You're not in school ye...
I'm going, "Who taught you that word? And please don't say that to Mom... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I'm going, "Who taught you that word? And please d...
"How... When the fuck did I say that to him that he knew to say that?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
"How... When the fuck did I say that to him that he kn...
'cause, you know, he'd be like, "Dad, I gotta go pee-pee. I gotta go pee-pee." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
'cause, you know, he'd be like, "Dad, I gott...
You gotta, gotta wipe where the pee comes out. Higher, higher, higher! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
You gotta, gotta wipe where the pee comes out. Higher, highe...
Dude, you're still wiping your balls. Higher. There you go! There, right!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
Dude, you're still wiping your balls. Higher. There you...
"Here you go, buddy. Wash your pee-pee." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
"Here you go, buddy. Wash your pee-pee."
Go Pats. Go Pats." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Go Pats. Go Pats."
I had a great time with you! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I had a great time with you!