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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

"This is your first time here?"I said, "Yeah." They go, "Alright, do you prefera male or a...

"This is your first time here?"
I said, "Yeah." They go, "Alright, do you prefer
a male or a female masseuse?" And I, like, recoiled like

Full Transcript

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"This is your first time here?" I said, "Yeah."
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They go, "Alright, do you prefer a male or a female masseuse?"
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And I, like, recoiled like...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:24
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
"Ew!" Like, "Ugh." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
"Ew!" Like, "Ugh."
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture a man. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I don't want some man!" I didn't even picture...
I just saw a male arm from here down to here... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
I just saw a male arm from here down to here...
Just coming up my back going, "Okay, just breathe, just breathe." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Just coming up my back going, "Okay, just breathe, just...
Get me the fuck outta here!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
Get me the fuck outta here!"
You know?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
You know?"
I will say, I do have issue with them calling it a "full-body massage". - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
I will say, I do have issue with them calling it a "ful...
And that doesn't feel... It feels weird. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
And that doesn't feel... It feels weird.
Why don't you just rub one out before you go to the masseuse?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
Why don't you just rub one out before you go to the mas...
Now, I got two problems. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Now, I got two problems.
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masseuse in there, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masse...
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?"
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds.
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fucking dick. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fu...
Oh, it'd be fantastic. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Oh, it'd be fantastic.
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're done. You did a great job." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're...
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!"
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery now. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery ...
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract women. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract wome...
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch...