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Why don't you just rub one out before you go to the masseuse?
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Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

Why don't you just rub one outbefore you go to the masseuse?" It's like, "'Cause I won't...

why don't you just rub one out
before you go to the masseuse?" It's like, "'Cause I won't make
the appointment, alright?" I'm gonna fall asleep
upright in the chair

Full Transcript

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why don't you just rub one out before you go to the masseuse?"
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It's like, "'Cause I won't make the appointment, alright?"
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I'm gonna fall asleep upright in the chair...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:47
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
North Hill Productions

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Movie Summary

New special DROP DEAD YEARS will premiere on Hulu on 14 March 2025.
Now, I got two problems. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Now, I got two problems.
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masseuse in there, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
It'd be fantastic. You just have, like, a regular masse...
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
Are we waiting for the next lunar eclipse?"
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Add a twist! Add a twist, it'll be over in 18 seconds.
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fucking dick. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
No guy has ever had a woman helicoptering up and down his fu...
Oh, it'd be fantastic. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Oh, it'd be fantastic.
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're done. You did a great job." - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And then I'd take the lube. "Alright, you're...
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:09
You're more agreeable. "Fantastic!"
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery now. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
And all of these people are getting, like, plastic surgery ...
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract women. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
It's hilarious. Shirtless, like, trying to attract wome...
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
The fucking HOA that made you tear down that porch...
The permit for, or whatever the fuck it was that you did, you know? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
The permit for, or whatever the fuck it was that you did, yo...
If you're still trying to bang broads in your 50s? - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
If you're still trying to bang broads in your 50s?
Yeah. Eight hours uninterrupted! - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Yeah. Eight hours uninterrupted!
There's nothing better than that! Meaning, I wake up when I wanna wake up... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:07
There's nothing better than that! Meaning, I wake up wh...
I gotta get the car washed!" - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:08
I gotta get the car washed!"
Slow applause. "Oh, you know, alright. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
Slow applause. "Oh, you know, alright.
I mean, the legal age... " - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
I mean, the legal age... "
If he cracks his own neck, just get out of the relationship right then and there. - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:05
If he cracks his own neck, just get out of the relationship ...
Alright? He's a fucking meathead. And he's gonna put meathead babies in you... - Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years 00:06
Alright? He's a fucking meathead. And he's gonna p...